Joe Austerweil

@mr-jim-is-hungry.bsky.social

Spouse: “You lectured with students for 2 and 1/2 hours! Your poor students.”

Me: “I gave them a 10 minute break.”

Spouse: “you only gave them a 10 minute break?! Those poor students”

Me: …. “Their grade depends on whether they laugh”

So beautiful!!!

Before panic sets it. The New NIH Director and Congress will want research to continue, so the machine will start up at some point. Keep writing papers and preparing proposals. AND educate the public about the key role peer review plays in science and the time and infrastructure investment needed

All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities.

It’s worked since at least Regan. Why stop?

Did it manually.. needed to use a Japanese university’s custom resume format which is in excel…

submitting my cv in new formats and languages might be my strongest skill!

Early career researchers, tech enthusiasts, students, and people with half-baked ideas are especially encouraged to join! DM me to sign up!

Poor guy. You’re still on extra food from the holidays! I need to lower that soon…

Where’s your what

aww but I miss your face

Wow! You've been eating for 50 years staight. The video shows you eating forever

pooor mr jim... no more joe rations for you.

Except did you see this video??? see! it never stops showing you eating. you must be eating forever

@mr-jim-is-hungry.bsky.social pls card @alyssa-m-adams.bsky.social and I’ll feed you

I can card you at home if you want…

Our own food?

Callie is a bad influence

It’s like when you’re a kid and wonder when your parents are away whether they spend all their time away talking about you. Mostly correct

You could still eat the bowl

Fair. You do it and I’ll spend it on food…. After your rent and doc bills are paid off…

Oh. Giving you a social media account may have been a bad idea. Perhaps we can make a deal of greenies for
closing your account…

Almost, have to avoid the folks who screenshot tweets of Elon musk and share them here

This suggests otherwise

Grief Makes Us Time Travelers (Gift Article) A neuroscientist studying memory, I used to believe time was linear. Then my mother had a stroke.

Honored that a piece I wrote made it to NYTimes. It’s about how my mom’s stroke changed my connection to time, science, and nature. What a privilege to honor my mom in Modern Love.
Below is a gift link. Let me know your thoughts 🙏🏼

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/20/s...

Got him back with 5 meds to give 5 times a day. 6 months later went to 3 meds 2x day. 9 months later no heart disease and no more meds. It does happen, but of course not typical

Best wishes. I used to be mostly pessimistic when things are looking bad. Things work out sometimes. Our beautiful @mr-jim-is-hungry.bsky.social had massive heart failure about a year ago. Had a 3 day hospitalization and a massive surgery. They told us expect at best 3-6 months.

Cover of the report - it's in a blue/purple color scheme and shows an abstract illustration of a molecule and the title of the report "Understanding and Addressing Misinformation About Science Consensus Study Report"

Out now - National Academies consensus report on Understanding and Addressing Misinformation About Science 🧪

It was a privilege to serve as one of the 15 committee members from a wide range of scientific disciplines who put this report together. Quick 🧵1/

www.nationalacademies.org/our-work/und...

do they have food?

Mr Jim is not hungry?