Elonia Shitweasel Fuckface

BREAKING NEWS OF THE DAY

Congressman Eric Swalwell has announced he is running for California governor Thursday night. (HOORAY!)

Swalwell's candidacy for California governor was revealed through the congressman's new website.

Remember: The oligarchs who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us so they can become more powerful.

They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.

Don't fall for it.

It’s ingrained and indoctrinated on US military members not to follow Unlawful orders. Trump never has taken his oath seriously, he will never understand this.

An important part of the job for any WH Press Secretary is to clean up remarks made by the president or offer explanation/context or apology when warranted. But Leavitt never does that. She always crafts a response that makes it even worse by adding her own toxic twist.

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .

Pamela Jo’s DOJ

Normal shit in the most normal country in the world.

I doubt he has any idea what any of this means.

CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?

SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!

Insanity

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.

In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?

FYI, there are over 300,000 pages of Epstein files.

Fox Business credulously reports that Saudi Arabia is pushing its investment into the US "to $1 trillion." The entire size of the Saudi economy is $1 trillion. How stupid are these people and/or how stupid do they think their viewers are?

Heritage Foundation Cowards. They destroy America n too scared of protesters to get out of their car. #notofascism

A dog's love

Yeah. What Emma Thompson said.

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me

Just once, I want a reporter’s follow-up question to be, “Why are you such a fucking asshole?”

It’s so bad I’m not quite sure which asshole you’re talking about.

If you can adhere to this, please do.
Do what you can.
I understand that most Americans are not able to just not go to work; but, all of us can boycott everything publicly traded, as much as we can.
Buy only what you need.
Boycotts work!!!

#TheAlliedForces
#GeneralEconomicStrike

This is why you need to be in Washington DC on Thursday 20 November—to demand not just the release of the Epstein Files, but the end of political persecution investigations and impeachment. Any Dem not calling for impeachment at this point is a blue MAGA simp. Period. I said it.

Yess!! 😂

Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.

I would have been laughing my ass off through the entire thing. Omg 🤣😂🤣
Seriously though: We have a serious mental health crisis in this country. People are fucking nuts. It’s pervasive and quite frightening.

church is over! time to go be a cunt to poor people!

Also, this fucker was just recently giving advice to the Dems (DNC) on the future of the party!! Gtfo, old nasty ass perv.