Ich frage meine Mutter nach dem Namen des Pokรฉmon "Evoli"
"Glukose. Warte, das kenn ich. Vulpius! Ne, das war die Frau von Goethe..."
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Ich frage meine Mutter nach dem Namen des Pokรฉmon "Evoli"
"Glukose. Warte, das kenn ich. Vulpius! Ne, das war die Frau von Goethe..."
Dieser Arsch war One Thicc Piece, und er liegt irgendwo auf dem Grand Crack. Damit brach das groรe Arsch-Zeitalter an
16.11.2025 08:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reichtum, Macht, und ein Arsch wie ein Brauereipferd. Der Mann, der dies alles erreicht hatte war Thicc Roger, Kรถnig der Gesรครe
Als er hingerichtet wurde waren seine letzten Worten "Ihr wollt meinen Arsch? Den kรถnnt ihr haben! Sucht ihn doch! Irgendwo hab ich den dicksten Arsch der Welt versteckt"
That Shrub has embezzled a bajillion leaves from his employer and he would do so again
16.11.2025 08:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Snake Miku ๐
14.11.2025 21:48 โ ๐ 5669 ๐ 1338 ๐ฌ 34 ๐ 8Do it, oder du kannst den bald existierenden Abdruck in deinem Arsch nutzen, um die HRT-Induced รnderung meiner Schuhgrรถรe zu verfolgen
15.11.2025 10:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
13.11.2025 23:27 โ ๐ 3982 ๐ 1270 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 86Danke ๐ Dir auch, Herzblatt. We will get through this
14.11.2025 20:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Aufstehen. Ins Bad laufen. Wรคschekorb vollladen. Wรคschekorb abstellen und erstmal hinsetzen weil schwindelig.
Boah es reicht mir langsam mit krank sein ๐ซ
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
13.11.2025 05:57 โ ๐ 5435 ๐ 1534 ๐ฌ 102 ๐ 184Aufstehen. Ins Bad laufen. Wรคschekorb vollladen. Wรคschekorb abstellen und erstmal hinsetzen weil schwindelig.
Boah es reicht mir langsam mit krank sein ๐ซ
eevees!!
#pokemon
a quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV but he's on a red shrimp instead of a white horse
A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV
I took some shrimperties ๐ฆ
This trans awareness week you should be aware of my music
Transfemme cinematic electronic music <3๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Buy or stream: demongrrl.com/links
Lesbianism makes everything better
13.11.2025 07:37 โ ๐ 152 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 12German court rules that OpenAI violated copyright laws by training ChatGPT on music ๐ต
โข May set precedent for Europe AI copyright uses
โข OpenAI disagrees & can appeal
"The internet is not a self-service store, and human creative achievements are not free templates"
โ German Music Rights Society
Worth saying that Kitfox does not use genAI for anything we do. This includes our developed and published games and our marketing materials.
12.11.2025 13:45 โ ๐ 204 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 2i have not watched GDT's Frankenstein but i am firm in my belief that it needs a tie-in adventure/fighting game like the 90s Kenneth Branagh one did on the Sega CD. and they need to keep in elizabeth's roll attack
10.11.2025 20:42 โ ๐ 772 ๐ 277 ๐ฌ 28 ๐ 15I hope we all find out the names of people in Rockstar's management & HR who made the call.
And I do hope they'll be found liable for openly breaking the law & face same hardship in future employment as the folks they put "gross misconduct" on.
From Machines of Consent!
Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
Every time someoneโs like โput that in the louvre,โ my head now goes โand then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvreโ
11.11.2025 03:33 โ ๐ 9027 ๐ 1623 ๐ฌ 74 ๐ 38Ein extra lauchiger Kommilitone tuts auch
10.11.2025 10:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hit them with a stick
10.11.2025 10:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Soph, I'm trans
09.11.2025 19:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0furret doodles โจ
#pokemon #furret #art #cuteart
Meow!
09.11.2025 01:50 โ ๐ 407 ๐ 76 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 6Sick for almost a week and I'm so over taking my meds rn... I feel like fucking Rainheart from Galerians
08.11.2025 20:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm still supporting you over on Patreon, but I've somehow managed to stay almost completely spoiler free for all the Switch 2 games. I love your work, it's just not the right time for me
08.11.2025 18:31 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0