someone at work told me i'm aggressively millennial
06.03.2026 06:16 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0someone at work told me i'm aggressively millennial
06.03.2026 06:16 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0i just took a deep breath and got charged 20 bucks
05.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 63 🔁 11 💬 9 📌 1If you're happy and you know it, ew
06.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 74 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0
*gets left on read*
passersby: you get left on read, bro?
me: nah, i was already here earlier
Spicy Dill Pickle, bro
06.03.2026 05:04 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0a bumper sticker that says, "PLEASE BE PATIENT I AM SO SLEEPY 🥺"
07.04.2025 21:09 — 👍 284 🔁 56 💬 11 📌 2Not now, Babe. I've got to gulp down this tangy psyllium husk before it gels.
06.03.2026 04:57 — 👍 25 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0are those goldfish even flavor blasted, bro
06.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1The nice thing about being unemployed is I don’t have to worry about my work wife getting upset with me.
25.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 123 🔁 41 💬 4 📌 0gazed into the abyss and got left on read
31.01.2026 05:29 — 👍 54 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0
Dick Hallorann and Danny Torrance having a conversation in The Shining (1980)
Tha fuck you mean I don’t die in the book?
09.11.2024 22:51 — 👍 245 🔁 49 💬 1 📌 2Gonna just start replying "that's a lie" to every conversation I overhear because nothing matters anymore.
06.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0stop making up words, otolaryngologists
20.11.2025 21:19 — 👍 34 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
A painting of a man standing up in a town hall meeting expressing a controversial opinion to an attentive audience (Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech)
I just think it’s kinda bullshit that they made Jack sit through a whole-ass job interview even though he was the caretaker and had always been the caretaker.
05.12.2025 03:22 — 👍 105 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0
Mister Bee Mothman potato chips
now with 30% more mothman
05.12.2025 07:05 — 👍 49 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 2that post made me blow air out of my nose so hard, bro
06.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I don’t get any sleep because I’ve never been to Brooklyn
05.03.2026 03:54 — 👍 88 🔁 26 💬 7 📌 0
*accidentally making eye contact with myself as i wash my feet in the sink because they smell so bad*
me: the fuck you lookin at?
who up blair witch projecting
19.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 77 🔁 30 💬 2 📌 0just over here tryna make the masses laugh thru the horrors
04.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 100 🔁 44 💬 3 📌 0wondering if a passport is required to relocate to pluto
04.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 78 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 0The CEO of Waffle House, gently throwing a chair but then really getting into it
05.03.2026 13:54 — 👍 51 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0Just cleaned my feet with a Lysol wipe. Have at me, bro.
06.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 82 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 0I wouldn't try logging off you don't want to know what happened to the last guy
06.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 66 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1Not wife material, more like side piece material.
06.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 58 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 1every time i pack for a trip i assume im going to start pissing myself three times a day
05.03.2026 17:13 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0“What the fuck ever” means “you’re right but I don’t want to say that out loud”.
06.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 12 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Getting a drunk text is the sincerest form of flattery.
01.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 176 🔁 69 💬 4 📌 2I listen to sports talk radio while doing my morning arabesques.
05.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 51 🔁 13 💬 7 📌 0rob peter pay paul seduce mary
05.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 86 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0