Salazzle took all of the headspace of everyone for the longest time, so I genuinely love and support when Salandit gets some time in the spotlight.
They have a sassy gremlin energy I really enjoy.
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Salazzle took all of the headspace of everyone for the longest time, so I genuinely love and support when Salandit gets some time in the spotlight.
They have a sassy gremlin energy I really enjoy.
I was actually wondering if I could make my planned Skarmory PokΓ©sona blue through some kind of natural means without just doing a mere shoulder shrug about it, and holy cow, turning steel blue actually is a thing!
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Cases such as this needs further expansion and addendums to truly comprehend. After all, this is a phenomena that is highly unusual for this universe, and the local populace is unprepared for the consequences of encountering this "berryfication." As the many lost souls within this cave can attest.
05.03.2026 02:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Need to explore my suave H-Zoroark more.
I need someone to just get persuaded by a devilishly handsome fox that wants to do nothing but lure them into a fattening trap where all of their senses are dulled and manipulated to where they don't even question the 50th berry pie they've eaten today.
They like you too much to actually go through with it, oftentimes leading that mascot directly into a smooch on the noggin, but you both know you found that hot af, and they *will* keep doing it.
Maybe I should make some vore characters. I have plenty of weight gain/inflation folk now, so maybe...
Gotta love being around a pred who really likes you and loves to hang around and tease you.
They loom over you, constantly pressing you against their grumbling and sometimes bulging and kicking belly, oftentimes yawning right in your face so you can see straight down their throats.
Listen, when you're surrounded by PokΓ©mon that just yap and whine and groan and chatter endlessly...you just hit a certain limit where if they wanna moan so much, they can do it in a dark and dank stomach.
Give them something to actually complain about for once.
I didn't fly down to the store and order the Meowstic-shaped fridge model. I bought the fridge-shaped fridge model.
Also, I'm starting to think you were just looking for an excuse to get into my food stock.
Where am I supposed to put my food, Dangl? I had the fridge purposefully to store food, because that is what a fridge is for, and now I have no fridge.
03.03.2026 22:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My friend, you ate my entire fridge. You are NOT getting off the hook by acting all nonchalant about it.
03.03.2026 22:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Okay, but this next one will definitely be the next Overwatch.
Definitely. Just watch. We won't even need to market it, the players will come anyway.
Experiment #054 (Fudgy) from Lilo & Stitch: The Series
Everyone hyperfocuses on Frenchfry from Lilo & Stitch, which is fair. I know he was the awakening for a bunch of us out here.
But I'm frankly disappointed at the lack of attention being given to all of Stitch's other cousins. Did you know there's a guy made entirely of chocolate? Now you do!
Adventurer Weight Gain Drive (Part 3)
Luck is just not on their side, Huh?
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Forgive me, I'll make sure to add ultra fizz to their morning coffee to make up for it.
You can't see my design blasphemy if you see nothing but a white and blue orb.
I think I'm going to commit a cardinal sin when it comes to Lugia OC design
I'm gonna cut down on the belly
I know, I'm sure everyone will storm my nest and demand my head for this, but I absolutely feel it works with the kind of character he is
(And Ho-Oh *will* compensate for this, don't worry)
Breaking character for a second here.
As a major supporter for retro gaming content and preservation, this is a devastating blow on all fronts that can majorly be contributed to AI advocates driving up the cost of storage and RAM to ludicrous degrees, among other issues.
This is just demoralizing.
See, I tried to inflate some micros for the macros, as any respectable member of the community would do, but they said these were too small, and they just picked them up and puffed them up further to the size of a large building.
Impressive lung power, but it did hurt knowing I could've done better
A Vaporeon who accidentally swallowed a perpetually carbonated stone that somehow managed to digest and was absorbed into itself. Now it's constantly bloated since the liquids inside of it is perpetually fizzy, and it prefers to remain sedentary so it doesn't blimp even more (It is NOT fat or lazy!)
01.03.2026 22:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ha, fools on all of you! While you all are Macro-ing up your March, I'll just remain even more hidden here, whispering into the ears of these abnormally large furs and leading them to stop growing vertically and force them to grow horizontally.
Thank me later for the future mountain-sized blobs.
Not that it minds, of course. Sometimes Meinshao swings by the convenience store on its way back from the gym, and Espeon is always so glad to see the extra treats. There's a twinge of jealousy with Meinshao wishing to have that extra weight for itself, but it's happy to encourage Espeon's happiness
01.03.2026 21:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Due to its type advantage, Espeon casually absorbs Meinshao's thoughts into itself, its daydreams of cramming food into its maw beginning to manifest in Espeon's mind. And Meinshao has noticed the slow shift in Espeon's personality, suddenly reveling in extra snacks constantly and slowly blowing up.
01.03.2026 21:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An Espeon fell over heels with a very athletic Meinshao. However, the Fighting type just so happens to be a wannabe gainer that has been pressured to perform by society's standards to maintain a healthy lifestyle. This would be an easy secret to keep and maintain...if its partner wasn't Psychic.
01.03.2026 21:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"I wish that eating makes me lose weight!"
The genie snaps his finger, making it so every calorie you consume does, indeed, help you lose weight. By converting it into helium instead. Also you still get hungry and need to eat.
Congratulations on your easy weight loss plan! Hope you're satisfied!
Contagious TF. Contagious WG. Contagious Tummy Issue
01.03.2026 18:39 β π 61 π 6 π¬ 6 π 0
Umbreon with the biggest sweet tooth you ever did see, but it's too self-conscious to let anyone else know.
It constantly goes on foolhardy crusades to battle various food-based Fairy types, who ends up stuffing it silly, and it loves it.
And some of them might be catching on to its charade...
P-Balloon air raid on a PokΓ©mon Beauty contest.
Everyone is seeing these gorgeous PokΓ©mon suddenly expanding. They're whining and whimpering as their perfect forms are ruined and they're slowly floating upwards out of control.
Someone send in the Flying types...so long as they don't get hit, too.
I just realized that I've been making a lot of posts lately specifically targeting the Eeveelutions. This wasn't on purpose, but I do like my brain taking these rather common targets and trying to inflate them in new and creative ways.
Umbreon specifically is a fascinating puzzle.
The controls are stiff, there's barely a couple of hours of gameplay even including secrets, and Super Sonic breaks the game like a twig.
But it's just full of good vibes (and music) and I love it, even when it sucks.
I love the idea that the two of them share a room together, with Lanturn living in a shallow pool nearby.
Leafeon is also a heavy sleeper, and Lanturn can't control its light as it sleeps.
So both of them are confused when Leafeon wakes up several pounds heavier in the morning. Every time.
You may be wondering why I'm pondering a Lanturn and Leafeon couple right now. Until you remember Leafeon is a Grass type that gets a lot of energy from photosynthesis.
And Lanturn is known for creating such an intense light that it's visible from kilometers beneath the ocean's surface.