Justin Fisher

I just accidentally clicked the "close window" button on my browser. It asked "Are you sure you want to close 2,097 tabs?". I backed out. The browser also has another 13 windows open. Some of them are old enough to go to preschool. It is possible I might be remiss at closing tabs when done with them

I was today-years-old when I got my first chainsaw

Heading to NYE, travelling through a spaceport at Galaxy's Edge. Got caught by Imperials. The interrogation was doomed to failure on account of me not paying enough attention to the location of the new rebel base and forgetting the system. The hero you need. You're welcome :)

I remember ~'98 Vancouver, "foodie" hadn't reached the zeitgeist yet and you had to explain to people what you meant. In my book you're the OG foodie :)

"Boomer shooter" is weird because they weren't made by boomers, the early FPS games like Doom etc were gen-X, but apparently to gen-z on 4chan "Boomer" was just slang for "old" and now here we are...

Your echo-chamber be bangin' dude!
"WHAT?" [wub wub wub]
"I SAID THIS ECHO-CHAMBER IS ROCKING!"
"WHAT?"
WUB WUB WUB

In the first grand plié of the first exercise of the first ballet class of the day; everyone's joints all around the room all audibly pop at the same time :D

Bots generating conflict?

Gamedevs: ideas-man isn't a thing, you have to make games.

Mad Men Ad Man: Yeah we just come up with ideas for fake games for our ads, then rando gamedevs go "WHY ISN'T THAT REAL" and make it real

Explain your WIP badly:
I got lost in the jungle, and discovered that GPS has been protecting us from a lot of fun. So I'm bringing back the bad old days

Counterpoint: a game developer with a silly idea they want to test out real quick who is supposed to be finishing their actual game :..)

I suspect this rustic barn on my bike-ride to be a fraud! A front! A facade! A big colony of birds lives in it undisturbed. It's beside a substation. Door haz sign is class 2 (HAZARDOUS) but not fire/unstable. So grid infrastructure then? But the transformers are in the substation, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Trying (failing) to do some halloween shopping. Learning the hard way that baseball caps, beanies, and berets, are now the only hats that are not a "fedora". All other hats are fedoras. I don't want a fedora, but what I want has a brim, therefore it too is fedora. There is no escape.

I’m think Bowie was our universe’s Anchor Being…

Awesome! Congratulations!

At airport security. A TSA agent asks a kid if there is any water in his backpack. Kid says no. Agent asks a few more times, but kid is adamant. Agent says "Do you believe in magic? Would you like to see a magic trick?" then pulls a rabbit^D^D the kid's full water-bottle out of the pack :)

If Band Back-Togethering ever starts Getting, loop me in! (I'll do same, though my Vast Network of Human Operatives is probably no match for yours)

You now need to kill someone, attempt a desperate escape, or have immaculate hair. I don't make the rules

Heh, it makes more sense if it's 1999 and games are built with 3D Binary Space Partition :D (IIRC they were called brushes in the Quake engine too) But now I have to go read why they're still in Unreal

This timeline has the best Loki!

Accessory idea: Would a spraycan of clearcoat stick to the surface to make a finished design extra-permanent? Or is the wet-erase already decently durable? (I have a dry-erase design from a historically significant game and trying to preserve it is a PITA)

I used blender for 3d modeling and it never even occurred to me that it included a powerful video editing suite until someone recommended it for video editing, so in case you're me... :)