Old Crusty Bastard

#IOftenPrayFor Peace love and curry.

#IOftenPrayFor better music when I'm on hold. Or even a bit of variation.

Or death.

A Chia Car

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts
DO: spread that grass seed everywhere
DON'T: well, maybe not everywhere...

Do: Appreciate springtime

Don't: Stage a musical about Nazis

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That's awesome. Congrats!

Whaaaaaaat? Seriously???

#SpringtimeDosAndDonts Don’t Listen To The Naysayers

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Do celebrate spring by dragging out the rusty old barbeque and firing it up for a feast with friends.

Don't set fire to the shed, no matter how drunk you are.

hahahahaha

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Do get outside and don't forget to have a good sense of humour 😉

Truth

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Do not disturb the bees; they’re out doing important work. #SpringtimeDosAndDonts

Might want to be prepared for
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hahahahah

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Do share humour

Don't shirk on the opportunity

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Do keep your garden looking trim with some careful weeding and grass cutting.

Don't annoy your neighbours who may be outside enjoying the lovely weather. Cut your grass at 4am while they are all asleep.

Let's go!

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Will be up to you?

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Do plant your 'crop' early to ensure a steady supply throughout the summer.

Don't burn the harvested bushes outside or you'll have the Old Bill round