Samuel "the Other" Harris (he/him)

the french horn being a brass instrument while the english horn is a woodwind is like the most french/english rivalry thing i think i've ever heard.

the last one is the final draft just so everyone is on the same page

Sometimes I get something stuck in my head and I can't function until I see it. And some sometimes I have to do it myself. I give you, @samreich.bsky.social reimagined as Bob Dylan. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @vicmmic.bsky.social @ @dropout.tv plz tag others i'm runningoutofcharactersohnohereit

the devil whispered in my ear "you're not strong enough to withstand the storm" and i whispered back "omg r u flirting with me bc uwu 👉👈"

really bummed they decided to end the world *now*. like bro i was hoping to drown in crippling debt, anxiety, and rising sea waters caused by melting glaciers tf do you mean it's just plain old nuclear war.

A Muscovy Duck standing on a sidewalk.

Muscovy Duck in a parking lot?

I have drunk
the baja blast
that was in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for oblivion remastered

forgive me
it was hella rad
so green
and so cold

Trans rights are human rights. You exist. You are valid. You are loved. You are exactly who you should be.

why is it called "the pacific northwest" like there's a pacific northeast

surely appeasement will work *this* time.

when will the radical left do a sick nose grind down the capitol steps

*peon whispering in ear* well this is embarrassing. turns out, falling in love with you *was* part of the plan.

2chainz? In this economy?

they say we only use 10% of our brains. one time for a recipe we found online and then they just go bad in the back of the fridge.

Yes. It's spelled how it's pronounced. Perfect. Just like my spelling.

Oh wow that typo will haunt me for decades

It's a "knowing knowledge is half the power in battle" situatuon

me: really wish there was one place where i could get a length of galvanized aluminum pipe, a new grill, dippin' dots, nerf guns, a wind chime, a novelty fedora with a propeller on top, and send a letter.

ace hardware, tipping a novelty fedora: m'lady...

Leonard stepping out of a plane with his fist in the air back in his homelands

NDN Crew and family holding signs for Leonard to welcome him home!

Leonard Peltier has made it to North Dakota! The temperatures are bitter cold today, but our hearts and spirits are on FIRE for our Elder and Leksi (Uncle) Leonard. ❤️‍🔥

Read our press release for more about Leonard's welcome home event tomorrow ndnco.cc/lphomepr

if you didn't have the kind of grandma who baked, what were the best cookies she had and why were they the snackwells devil's food cookies.

super cool that there wasn't enough class division with "lower/working", "middle", and "upper" so we had to add more

still upset we just let cliffhanger unambiguously end

the more you listen to 'oye como va' the more powerful George Lopez becomes. he will one day destroy us all.

"My name is Pokemandias, Kangaskhan of Kinglers, look upon my Golurks, ye Mightyena and despair!"

My pronouns are he/him, because I could never be "they".

do i wanna finally get to the show every one of my friends has been talking about how amazing and visionary it is and telling me i need to watch so we can talk about it or do i wanna rewatch 30 rock and the noise boys episodes for the 27th time, hm.

so *this* is what's raising concerns about his ability to serve.

John Wilkes Booth, two hours later: "Oh, *headshot*!"

Despite what the federal government seems to think, it's still Black History Month, trans people exist and are valid, diversity enriches the fabric of our country, and you have more in common with minimum-wage workers than you do with billionaires (who shouldn't exist).

Kthxbai!