OFnuckin

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Does anyone know what time the rapture starts tomorrow? I just want to be able to plan for when everyone's still here and start blaming trans individuals all hopped up on Tylenol and listening to rock n roll for Jesus not showing up...again

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If Tylenol causes autism, then rainbow sherbet made me gay

Oh my god!!!

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Melania Trump taking up the cause against online bullying is hysterical. The calls coming from inside the house, sweetie.

Boomers, Trump has threatened Bruce Springsteen.He has criticized hus skin care and made threats upon his return.

Millenials & Xennials, he has stated Taylor Swift is no longer hot

Generation X, we await his attack upon the sacred house of Punky Brewster

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The DEI purge is just McCarthy'ism in a tacky hat
#dei #resist

Donald Trump is so full of it ... he chickened out on the tariffs just like he's now pretending he always meant that Congress was in charge of doge.

I cannot

Making America Great Again apparently includes unemploying 72k veteran affairs staff and making it about eleventy times harder for veterans to get the help they need.

You know the people who fought and bled for our country while bone spurs McFuck Face dodged the draft?

Dear rest of the world,
While yes, a lot of Americans are awful and easily tricked by an orange baboon. NOT ALL of us are. Some of us are trying to get through each day. We will never be able to apologize enough for the asshat in chief.
Yours,
Decent Americans

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Gold card purchases give you American citizenship?

Sounds slutty

Thank you, i appreciate that.

Thank you!!!!

Got it. Thank you for the info on the Kindle as well

What about audible books. How can I keep them if the platform decides to remove them for "reasons"?

Guest tells the server he'll have the rich.

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All im saying is, if RFK Jr comes for my ssri meds, we're gonna have a new level of FAFO.

Doing the lords work

If you're not having 3-4 conversations on different platforms with the same friend during the day, you're not "friending" right.

Looking at you @saffista.bsky.social

KC forgot my friend @therickwilson.bsky.social 's first law: Everything Trump touches, dies.

Work in progress with only the outline done, hand embroidered hoop art of Winnie the Pooh sitting down to eat with ‘eat the rich’ written on it

you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯

Just to circle back to the first piece. The Nazis are in the white house.

Moving on.The secretary of state met with the president of El Salvador and struck a deal to take in immigration detainees AND us citizens within our prison system. El salvadors president also offered to take on any prison policy or holdings of AMERICAN INMATES within their prison system.

Couple fun facts on a Monday night. If you go to a government website there's a new flag icon. It's a 9 star flag. Which is the alternate confederate flag. I'm sure someone will argue it was just a minor detail mistake but if the roles were reversed, you might storm the capital. Also, get fukt

Fuck Donald Trump. Happy Black History Month.
#resist #blackhistorymonth

No ma'am. Enjoy the journey

You're welcome

Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.

I nearly spit out my coffee 🤣