Oh. I forgot to wish you congratulations! Look at where you got!
21.10.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bsky.app/profile/noah...
21.10.2025 03:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bsky.app/profile/noah...
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21.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, at least, the Sonics season starts tomorrow
*ducks*
21.10.2025 03:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 5
Someone probably will be but you’re safe: dude can’t find your house.
21.10.2025 02:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I *think* you are probably right, but on the flip side, that’s exactly why you make a plan to do that way: I think the factors dictating this decision as proper are enough on their own to justify & I should remember not to be swayed by my gut based on performance during the part I expect to be good.
21.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[returning from time travel]
“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”
-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!
“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”
-the what?
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He’s been trying to time travel back to that exact moment for years now.
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Screen cap of scene in Vacation where officer has pulled Clark Griswold over for leaving the dog tied to the bumper and driving off.
Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or two.
21.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Home run?
21.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bluesky is not scalable. There is only one me.
21.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was just thinking something similar. Thank you for crunching and posting the numbers.
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Gym
Laundry
Toronto
21.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I feel like I should only have to cut my fingernails once every two months but here we are again
21.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The feminists are predicting extra innings, but just 1.
21.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CHOMP
21.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I was wondering why my ears have been burning so much recently.
21.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Thank you for your help. You may take 2 of George Clooney, Pedro Pascal, and Andrew Scott.”
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Find you someone who loves you like MLB managers love giving up outs in the playoffs.
21.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I call this roll: Music Festival
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Depends on if you count Winston Hill
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The iPhones are lit, Gondor calls for aid.
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“Man, shit, I’m carmelizing my brain”
21.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Still would have been nice to have the map…
21.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rPIk...
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If you ever need any law school tips feel free to reach out.
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YouTube video by American Veterans Center
What We Did With SS Prisoners
"gramp gramp i don't think you're supposed to talk like that"
"pipe down, nancy. as i was saying, we just couldn't wait to get our hands on more SS prisoners"
www.youtube.com/shorts/qb5VX...
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