Bee Reel

I hate when the turkey legs be turned inward and the turkey be looking shy on the plate. I need that turkey to have that shit bust wide open; that let me know it’s ready to get ate

You can tell this was before Mystikal was born

In the gym with no headphones, no preworkout, nothing. Just self-hatred to push me through to the end

Therapy cool but I mean have you just considered bottling up everything so you can use it as motivation to grind harder?

When she poot to warm up the ears>>>>>

Scissors might be the hardest word to spell; i didn’t even spell it just then when i typed it i had to google “rock, paper,”

Begging people make me angry bruh like damn I just donated blood 2 days ago get off my line

It’s insane they’ll remove these post (which is valid btw) but keep up those racist tweets no matter how many reports they get

Nothing more insane than seeing people that be engaging in cocaine tell me about how soda isn’t good for me

Twitter is full-on Russian propaganda now. Just bots and conservative morons eating it up

Finding out bad bitches like nerdy men changed my life

Facts

Grocery stores just gotta accept the fact that those grapes are complimentary

I heard this called the “bean soup theory” and after reading up on it it lowkey makes sense. People are told their algorithm is suppose to be specifically for them and can’t believe it when they see someone likes something they don’t.

Why ain’t no one do the follow trains on here nothing better than finding bad bitches that automatically follow you back in your city

My type of Reddit thread.

Also the correct answer is all of them fuck the meta I will only use my favorites.

Girls with a lot of tattoos so fire but I be forgetting my name when I’m around them that’s why I be begging them to choke me so it don’t seem weird I ain’t talking

If you not assigned a dish to cook on thanksgiving your family lowkey calling you a bum. They be giving that paper plates assignment to most disliked family members

Popeyes that be ran by managers who single mothers be having the best food. Second place is Waffle House with a stud on the grill

Waking up early so you can enjoy your coffee AND morning poop that the coffee gives you before work>>>>>

I felt like my entire life was a lie when I found out there was a specific way you were suppose to let them Beyblades rip in real life. Like I was just going off vibes pulling as fast as I could

This picture still hilarious because they wasn’t dressed up for Halloween or a play or nothing they legit just put on this 1864 clothes on a random ass date night

This only because spades rules the same for the most part no matter where to play at. Niggas be making up the dumbest house rules for Uno

Hold on when they came out with app 2??? 👀

Real nurse shit

Nevermind I thought this was going to be better my TL already somehow got height threads on it smh

Gotta nerd out for a minute to get my pokemon fanatic mutuals back @nellychillin.bsky.social we gotta start a group

It is amazing man lol no more of THOSE types of threads and convos happening anymore

Thursday night games be so ass man do we really need this just have this on Sunday

Man I hope this catches on because fuck what Twitter has become