Kat Hansen | Voice of NEON PRDX

I'm gonna need to ask you to stop being so fucking hot. You're making it harder for us default cis women. 😅😅 Really though, you keep being Nyla.

I was literally just turned on to Kidd Bandit thanks to @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social and the "turned on" part of that is not accidental. 😅😅 I look forward to seeing their journey.

Games like these are a welcomed distraction these days. Just give me busy work. I never got into Stardew, but this game is already exactly what I've been looking for.

TY BB!

This might be what I need to get my freaking brain concentrated on something other than our current slip and slide into fascism.

Is there an 🧊 HQ nearby?

Screaming into microphones, headbanging to breakdowns, and punching Nazis does all of this and more. Have you punched a fascist today?

From the mind that brought you Pen-a-lop Ford.

Happy weekend. Have a Kat.

#Katpics

Somberly puts Type O-Negative back in the Halloween bin, and brings Ziggy Marley back out. 😅

People often assume I'm just trying to be "edgy" or "too cool for school." No, I'm old and out of touch with most facets of entertainment outside of metal, pro-wrestling, and horror films. 😅😅

How is this even a conversation?

Not sure if I've said it lately, but the fact that I get to be surrounded by vocalist angels like @katthorsdottir.bsky.social and @itschelsea.bsky.social is honestly amazing to me. They're both so fucking talented, and every time I'm producing their stuff, I'm amazed at how little work is required.

I detect lies. You make me sound so much better than I do organically with your insane talent at producing.

After an artisanal return last Wednesday night, will Orange Cassidy find himself leaving #AEWDynamite's sixth anniversary with some gold?

Cassidy battles Kyle Fletcher for the TNT Title LIVE this Wednesday at 8/7c when we're LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

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I fear the bells are broken. The fact that any conservative, centrist, libertarian, or liberal still checks "yes" in the approval rating polls should set off every alarm that either those people aren't paying attention, or that they literally support oligarchic fascism.

Disclaimer: Please make sure you're close to an AC duct while listening, or else face-melting is a very real possibility. 😅😅

Luv ya, Big T!

Thanks, hun. I appreciate it. We put this idea together way last minute, but I think all the tracks came out sounding way better than they had any right to considering. 😅😅

Hey, if you're not a free-tier member of our Patreon, you should fix that. In October, we're doing a series called Bumps in the Night, a series of our covers of spooky pro-wrestling themes. Get it? Bumps? 😅 New video tracks weekly for the free-tier members!! 100% FREE! 🤼 Patreon.com/NeonParadox

Never change. 😅😅

Update:

YouTube video by NEON PRDX Music Necrosis - Thekla AEW Theme Cover

First track on YouTube in a while, but we didn't want to hoard this one just for the Patreon members.

Our cover of Necrosis (Thekla's AEW theme) is live now on YouTube with vocals from the tremendous @katthorsdottir.bsky.social and @itschelsea.bsky.social ! ☣️🕷️ 🤼

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIoj...

Hey, I know one of those people. 😅😅

$9,000 tickets for Wrestlemania before processing fees and Ticketmaster gauging.

Meanwhile, TKO laughing in evil. 😅😅🤼

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My biggest accomplishment for the week: I'm working on a Hardcore side project with @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social and got him to fit the term "Big Woke Clit" into a song, in honor of Brody King's HEY! EW appearance where he mentioned his big woke dick. 😅😅 #AEW 🤼

I wish I'd had a towel under me before reading this reply. You might want to replace the right couch cushion, @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social.