Kat Hansen | Voice of NEON PRDX and LYNX

So pretty!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤼

This. So much this!

Accurate. 🤼

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Okay before you read this thread I want you to guess why she got divorced, then click:

Yell yes! The more women in powerlifting, the better!

Fucking Janice! What did she do this time?

Damn. I'm gonna have to call my bank or give Janice a call in accounting.

Try calling Briana in accounting. She usually gets me all squared up when the shill-checks are late. Or Janice if Briana is away from her desk.

Is anyone else's shill-check late this month? @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social and I haven't gotten ours yet. TK's new accounting firm is slacking so far this year. 😋🤼

"When you're cumming for 3-4 minutes at a time the last thing on your mind is 'is he still breathing?'" is a sentence I just typed in real life. 😅😅

Did they? I just got caught up myself but I must have missed that.

Oh you.

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A very non-random Brody King appreciation video. 🤼

Pre-order his new merch here! All proceeds go to families effected by ICE.
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#FuckICE #AEW

Much more likely in my case, people watching the inside of my back pocket, or the vast darkness known as the inside of my cleavage.

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

You know what?

I appreciate AEW fans. When it comes to fascism, they don't fuck around

We've collectively raised nearly $100K for people affected by ICE around the nation through Brody King's fundraisers

We got ICE commercials off the air

And WE STAY READY TO RIDE AT DAWN.

That's pretty cool ❤️

Is it actually all about the boom? If you're Colt Cabana, it's all about two booms. 🤷

Our cover of "All About the Boom" is live now for free members over on the Patreon!!! Link in our bio! 🤼

Wish I could say why, but I have a 1990s sitcom style theme in my head with a chorus that repeats "Toooooo many tits." I'm about to lose my fuckin' mind. 😅😅

Don't even think about it. You just drive home like a normal unmarried husband. 😅😅

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My ass in a thong got adult content moderated? Come on, BlueSky. Be better. 😅😅

On a completely unrelated note: Our cover of "Big Girls, You Are Beautiful" by Mika is coming to Patreon soon. Special thanks to @beardedrogue.bsky.social for suggesting it for our cover content! Also, special thanks to @katthorsdottir.bsky.social for the magnificent booty on the cover!

You're god damn right!