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@lcvonhessen.bsky.social

Writer of horror, weird fiction, and assorted unpleasantness. Performer/artist/creep. History nerd. Cat person. They/them. πŸ”ž Anti-genAI. lcvonhessen[at]gmail[dot]com

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Me holding up a grey-and-white kitten with one hand. The kitten has a quizzical expression and the picture is slightly blurry because she's a-squirmin'

Me holding up a grey-and-white kitten with one hand. The kitten has a quizzical expression and the picture is slightly blurry because she's a-squirmin'

My right hand and forearm. The grey-and-white kitten in my lap is resting her own white-toed paw and grey forearm directly atop it

My right hand and forearm. The grey-and-white kitten in my lap is resting her own white-toed paw and grey forearm directly atop it

Miss Delia is FREE!
Collar is OFF
Staples are OUT
Action is UNFETTERED
Beauty is UNPARALLELED

04.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Careful, you'll get labeled a "proshipper" and get added to like 15 "ship discourse" block lists for this post πŸ™ƒ

04.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Me holding up a grey-and-white kitten with one hand. The kitten has a quizzical expression and the picture is slightly blurry because she's a-squirmin'

Me holding up a grey-and-white kitten with one hand. The kitten has a quizzical expression and the picture is slightly blurry because she's a-squirmin'

My right hand and forearm. The grey-and-white kitten in my lap is resting her own white-toed paw and grey forearm directly atop it

My right hand and forearm. The grey-and-white kitten in my lap is resting her own white-toed paw and grey forearm directly atop it

Miss Delia is FREE!
Collar is OFF
Staples are OUT
Action is UNFETTERED
Beauty is UNPARALLELED

04.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

03.03.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6832    πŸ” 3077    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 47

Sickos Guy locking eyes with House Pervert through the window

03.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your regular reminder that Christian nationalism is evil

03.03.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Workers loading a neon "Damaged" sign onto the back of a truck

Workers loading a neon "Damaged" sign onto the back of a truck

Walker Evans
West Eleventh Street, New York, 1928-30

02.03.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8
Two grey-and-white kittens in Elizabethan collars flopping across each other to sleep

Two grey-and-white kittens in Elizabethan collars flopping across each other to sleep

A view of a Brooklyn residential street during the blizzard seen through a window blurred by condensation. In front of the window is an alert kitten in an Elizabethan collar watching the snow and a small gothic arch with lime green panels

A view of a Brooklyn residential street during the blizzard seen through a window blurred by condensation. In front of the window is an alert kitten in an Elizabethan collar watching the snow and a small gothic arch with lime green panels

Two grey-and-white kittens wearing Elizabethan collars staring at each other as they crouch on the floor, viewed from above

Two grey-and-white kittens wearing Elizabethan collars staring at each other as they crouch on the floor, viewed from above

Two beautiful grey-and-white kittens with olive eyes cuddling together while staring in opposite directions

Two beautiful grey-and-white kittens with olive eyes cuddling together while staring in opposite directions

Bodega basement babies Dexter and Delia have been living with me for six months as of today! Look at these li'l coneheads (soon to be coneheads no more if Delia's follow-up vet visit goes well tomorrow 🀞)

02.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cornfield with the text "stay strange, Ohio girl"

A cornfield with the text "stay strange, Ohio girl"

This is the kind of shit Warren Harding was sending 19-year-old side chicks on Senate stationery

02.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tales of terror told in words of mirth

02.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 9

I choose to believe they grew up with eyebrow hair and then lost it due to evil

02.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thiel, Altman, and now this guy: why are so many of these absurdly rich creeps oddly devoid of eyebrows?

02.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Two strong white older-kitten paws claiming an orange tabby cat's tail. I can't say "resting atop" even if that's what it looks like because the kitten is treating the orange cat's tail as a toy he's just pounced upon

Two strong white older-kitten paws claiming an orange tabby cat's tail. I can't say "resting atop" even if that's what it looks like because the kitten is treating the orange cat's tail as a toy he's just pounced upon

They still try to play with Monty despite the cones

02.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grey-and-white tuxedo kitten Delia in an Elizabethan collar

Grey-and-white tuxedo kitten Delia in an Elizabethan collar

Grey-and-white kitten Dexter in an Elizabethan collar, looking very alert

Grey-and-white kitten Dexter in an Elizabethan collar, looking very alert

Dexter in his Elizabethan collar looks down at you from above

Dexter in his Elizabethan collar looks down at you from above

Sleeping Delia's mouth is partly open revealing her teensy front teeth and fangs

Sleeping Delia's mouth is partly open revealing her teensy front teeth and fangs

It's interesting how, despite being from the same litter and thus the exact same age, Delia now looks like an enlarged (baby) kitten while Dexter resembles a scaled-down adult cat. Don't grow up too fast, kids πŸ–€

02.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two grey-and-white kittens in Elizabethan collars flopping across each other to sleep

Two grey-and-white kittens in Elizabethan collars flopping across each other to sleep

A view of a Brooklyn residential street during the blizzard seen through a window blurred by condensation. In front of the window is an alert kitten in an Elizabethan collar watching the snow and a small gothic arch with lime green panels

A view of a Brooklyn residential street during the blizzard seen through a window blurred by condensation. In front of the window is an alert kitten in an Elizabethan collar watching the snow and a small gothic arch with lime green panels

Two grey-and-white kittens wearing Elizabethan collars staring at each other as they crouch on the floor, viewed from above

Two grey-and-white kittens wearing Elizabethan collars staring at each other as they crouch on the floor, viewed from above

Two beautiful grey-and-white kittens with olive eyes cuddling together while staring in opposite directions

Two beautiful grey-and-white kittens with olive eyes cuddling together while staring in opposite directions

Bodega basement babies Dexter and Delia have been living with me for six months as of today! Look at these li'l coneheads (soon to be coneheads no more if Delia's follow-up vet visit goes well tomorrow 🀞)

02.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8791    πŸ” 1772    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 117
I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves.
Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone.
That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins.
If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after.
Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

01.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10035    πŸ” 3563    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 55

They should just buy a collective pair of truck nuts and fuck off

28.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spiritus Ex Machina Author: LC von Hessen Cover Artist: LC von Hessen Publication Date: November 20, 2024 Published by: Grimscribe Press 242 pp. Β  Trade Paperback – $20 USD(Shipping and handling included wo…

Oh yeah if you enjoy Ligottian simulacrum horror but dripping with the baroque ero-grotesque he'd never broach, you're gonna love Spiritus Ex Machina.

grimscribepress.com/spiritus-ex-...

28.02.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Medieval illustration showing a goat-legged woman with elongated breasts

Medieval illustration showing a goat-legged woman with elongated breasts

A moste feayrsome beaste ys the Longtiddeys

27.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a doodle of a man floating, t-posing, sideways, with a caption "february 26 2026 10:36 A.M.
The subject has become so angry that he has started hovering 4 feet off the ground, hanging there, inert, unable to do anything in his rage"

a doodle of a man floating, t-posing, sideways, with a caption "february 26 2026 10:36 A.M. The subject has become so angry that he has started hovering 4 feet off the ground, hanging there, inert, unable to do anything in his rage"

02/26/2026 - man hovering

26.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

26.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7281    πŸ” 2542    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 118

SOLIDARITY WITH TRANS KANSANS

26.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 452    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Depends what they're using it for 😏

26.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Newsom: says Dems need to give up on trans people, praised Charlie Kirk, said trans girls steal spots from cis girls and they should be banned, and that he's "holding the line" against trans rights

Liberals: be grateful he doesn't hurt you more

25.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dexter wrote his first review!
letterboxd.com/dexploitatio...

26.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

26.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9390    πŸ” 4613    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 673
A grey-and-white kitten wearing an Elizabethan collar looks at a TV in the background showing an image from the game Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1 depicting two cats chilling on a stack of pizza boxes. The cat on the left has a brown-and-white cow cat pattern while the cat on the left is grey on top and white on the bottom, much like the kitten in the foreground

A grey-and-white kitten wearing an Elizabethan collar looks at a TV in the background showing an image from the game Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1 depicting two cats chilling on a stack of pizza boxes. The cat on the left has a brown-and-white cow cat pattern while the cat on the left is grey on top and white on the bottom, much like the kitten in the foreground

Dexter is briefly intrigued by video game cats. Will he look like that when he grows up?

25.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Mouth stroker sex toy lips shut

Mouth stroker sex toy lips shut

Mouth stroker sex toy lips open revealing teeth

Mouth stroker sex toy lips open revealing teeth

Son of Sam but instead of a dog my teethed mouth stroker is telling me to kill my neighbors

25.02.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The game is Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1 by @cosmoddd.bsky.social BTW

25.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0