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Million Dollar Bollocks

Senior Labour figures tell Keir Starmer to stop making mistakes Prime minister faces criticism from Emily Thornberry, who highlights risk of ‘handing country to Farage’

Senior Labour figures tell Keir Starmer to stop making mistakes.

Two child benefit cap, disability benefit cuts, PFI, not nationalising water, deregulating finance, further privatisation of the NHS, chasing Reform narratives aren't "mistakes". They are wrong policies.

Need policy reset.

They are gorgeous

Man up

Went to jog a few laps of Thornbury Park. Got frustrated my phone wouldn't play through my ear phones.
Realised my ear phones were in my house.

I'm 60 next week...

Spending time on your knees ? 👀

Jesus wept...

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I don't really see whether gaining or losing weight or definition would change the music I like, the art and work I enjoy or who/what I find attractive.

Since I got the convertible the commute is my favourite part of work.
The vanilla is the label on the air freshener, not a description of me.

Visited a family member in hospital in Cardiff today.
Offered the staff some scones, jam and cream. I'd brought loads.

Broad accented lady said only if I had a knife. Asked her to repeat her comment and realised she was actually saying only if I had enough !

Beautiful

Jess agrees that the car is cool

Furthest I've been:

N: though it would be Montreal, Beijing or Stockholm but Google says actually Inverness
E: Auckland
S: Cape of Good Hope, South Africa
W: Vancouver

Regular Jessica Rabbit..

One of the great artists. Loves a lighthouse.

Literally no idea who that is.

Context Mrs T ?

Art. A divine picture.

Surely not.

I consider you a veritable wit-tank.

Still a very nice ride.

But over 29% say they would vote Reform, which was Farage's only contribution, with economic damage.
So what are the proReform, regret-Brexit people motivated by?
Is it to stop the boats we didn't have before Brexit?
Sooner we give 16yearolds the vote the better. They don't read the Express.

Our perfectly reliable car hasn't turned a wheel since the sporty convertible arrived on Monday. If it was conscious and had a blue-sky account it would be empathising.
But it will still be wanted when the sporty sheen wears off.

Not sure if the abbreviation means apparently or appalling but both work.
RNLI is the best of British.

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Probably a few bits

let's be fair, who among us hasn't had our underage quote-unquote 'spa worker' stolen from us by our dead pedo bestie. happens all the time, am I right?

First time in quite a while I've felt proud of our government, getting on the right side of history.