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Sleep talking boyfriend saga:

*chuckles* it is… it matters.

#sleeptalking boyfriend: “yeah it’d be pretty fun to be Batman”

#sleeptalking boyfriend: “yeah it made me realize how loud I was in that video”

#sleeptalking boyfriend chronicles: “what a mess… what a mess”

#sleeptalking boyfriend chronicles: *yelling* YOU’RE OVER HERE TRYING TO RUB SOMEBODY ELSE’S D*¢K!

#sleeptalking boyfriend: *increasing amounts of chuckles* “You look cool when you were expecting it, but fxk your lil opinion bro”

#sleeptalking boyfriend: “Oh, pfft! SEASON 2!”

Cora did not wake up completely haha

NO. At a time of massive income and wealth inequality we should not be giving tax breaks to billionaires. We should demand that they start paying their fair share.

i guess the good news is donald Trump isn't the president and the bad news is elon musk is and he's worse

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

I agree with Bill.
Time to eat the rich!
The 1% have gotten too big for their britches.

Overheard at my local bar.. “LETS GO TO ADAM AND EVE!!! WE CAN MAKE IT REAL AWKWARD!”

#sleeptalking boyfriend: “*chuckle* man, my parents quote that all the time.”

While Trump appoints 13 billionaires to his cabinet and Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg see their wealth increase by $217 billion since the election, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, 25% of seniors live on $15g or less and millions cannot afford rent.

SAY NO TO OLIGARCHY.

My cartoon for Wednesday's Metro

What an accurate feeling rn.

Saturday Night my boyfriend reached over and gently caressed one butt cheek and said, “…wow.” 😹😹

Not that you asked, but the new Weeknd album is 🔥🔥. Don’t sleep on it. #theweeknd

My boyfriend talks in his sleep sometimes and just said in a sexy voice “mmhm of course you can.” 😹😹 #sleeptalkers

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

Weirdly accurate in 2025

Any holiday not about straight white Christian men will be "paused."

Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
 
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour. 

Let's steal those ideas.

Bird flu is 'widespread' in Massachusetts, state officials say Bird flu appears to be widespread in Massachusetts, state health and environmental officials said Wednesday.

BREAKING NEWS: “Bird flu appears to be widespread in Massachusetts, state health and environmental officials said Wednesday”

Trump signed an EO half an hour ago to turn Guantanamo into a “detention center”. It’s a fucking concentration camp. Y’all need to report on this ASAP