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For the first time since 2016, the Astros will not make the playoffs. Cleveland beats the Rangers on a walk-off hit by pitch.

It’s official it’s over for the #Astros
It’s been an honor🫡

We are cooked
#Astros

#Astros win

Luka Doncic and Micah Parsons out of Dallas in the same year.

Please check on all the Dallas sports fans in your lives.

Micah Parsons trade story feels like the penultimate episode of a TV show where the writers put the main characters in peril before ultimately saving them in the finale, right?

They keep finding ways to not score🙃

In hindsight I’m glad I had to cancel my Fubo subscription this month because if I was paying to watch this garbage I’d lose it #Astros

#Astros ☹️

Josh Hader is seeking a second opinion on his left shoulder strain, manager Joe Espada said. Espada declined any further comment on the situation in order to “give Josh his space” as he seeks the second opinion.

Tweet from Brian McTaggart reading Astros have placed LHP Josh Hader on the 15-day IL (retro to Aug. 11) with a left shoulder strain...the club has also reinstated RHP Shawn Dubin from the 15-day IL, recalled LHP Colton Gordon from Triple A and designated RHP Hector Neris for assignment.

ugggggh
#Astros

Bryan King has a major home run problem
#Astros

Me, following the #Astros right now

I am legally required to be sympathetic toward Framber’s struggles, because I also have soul-eating anxiety and sometimes struggle to keep my composure. That doesn’t make this any more fun to watch though.

#Astros

Embarrassing to be a fan of this franchise I hate the jones family #cowboys🤦‍♀️

Check out this quick photoshop I put together for our first look at Carlos Correa in an #Astros uniform

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Yainer Diaz after hearing the trade rumors #Astros

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#ASTROS WIN? 👀

Just realized I typed this out like a caveman this team is draining to watch it’s exhausting🫩

Make it 5 can’t even win Framber start yup we’re screwed #Astros

My game prediction for tonight: #Astros finally score first… but still lose 2-1. Framber gives up a run, bullpen loses it late, offensive woes continue. (Begging the baseball gods to make me look like a fool)

I’m not good at math. But I’m pretty sure no division lead is safe if you never win another game
#Astros

The #Astros are just making me sad now☹️

Astros had a golden opportunity this weekend and completely fumbled it. No other way to put it. It’s not just the Mariners to worry about. The Rangers are catching fire.

Injuries are, obviously, a factor. But you’ve gotta still handle inferior opponents, especially at home. #Astros

Is it time to DFA the #Astros? Many people are asking

The Astros won 4-3. They are 60-42.

A lineup without Altuve, Alvarez, Paredes or Peña managed 11 hits and took 15 at-bats with runners in scoring position. Brandon Walter threw seven innings of one-run ball. Houston is 20-9 in one-run games and has a six-game AL West lead.

Yup this sure is a lineup
#Astros

Mario holding an Astros hat (photoshopped over a crown) saying “you dropped this Bryan King”

#Astros win!!!

Short walks it off?
Un-frickin believable!
#Astros!