Yes!
That would be lovely
Thank you

If you’re interested in indulging some Macro/Micro stuff, then some low angle pov photos and videos would be an easy way to do so, and would be quite appreciated by me ❤️

They took my goddamn anthropomorphism.
Can’t have SHIT in Detroit.

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vore.

Ideally around 2 centimeters, but I’m turned on by all of the sizes below that, so long as I’m not lost by the big

Yesyesyesyes
Love that pic

Haha
That’s me

I was going to say “it’s not in Windows 10”, but then I just went and checked and it is. I’ve been living like a caveman for no reason…

I miss the volume mixer.
For what purpose did Microsoft take it from us?

If I had a nickel for every time Toby Fox misspelled “millennia” in one of his games, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Hylicks and Devon are hanging out and playing. I think they're both having fun.

Gift for @devontothefourth.bsky.social !

Introducing your two worst friends in hopes that they ruin each other’s lives

One knows one shouldn’t, but can one resist?

Shirt that says:

My kink makes physicists upset ❤️

You call it a Low Blow
I call it a Baja Blast

He better be careful…

Don’t want to wind up as a wolf in sheep’s clothing

I just realized that I didn’t have my DMs open, so if you were one of the people I sent on a quest at CFF and you couldn’t complete your quest by sending me photos, you now can brave adventurers

I don’t think Ryu counts as a goober…
But regardless, I would like to see him and Kingston together

The grope opened the path for your fall into his brightly colored and overtight underwear. You’ll have to hope he’s sobered up enough from his lust when you regain enough stamina to regrow to a visible size. Otherwise, you’ll be his continually exhausted pet until he comes to his senses

Cumming from getting stepped on by someone you didn’t want to engage with sexually?

I call that “getting off on the wrong foot”

Wild that Super Mario Galaxy made a pun based on Aaron Burr years before Lin debuted Hamilton

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Why didn’t any of you fuckers tell me that Dr. House is Stuart Little’s dad? Fake friends.

Is it too silly of me to think I’m amongst the last generation who could time travel to Shakespeare’s time and still be able to master the grammar in a few months?

No prob Bob

I think facial hair looks a little better on you

👀
Don’t often see felines from you. Glad to get one

People need to stop making clever frog sonas. Frogs are the dumbest creatures this planet has to offer.
I need one who calls WiFi “WiFive”, needs to stare at their reflection for 10 seconds before realizing who that is, swears the tooth fairy is real, and couldn’t multiply 12 by 4 to save their life