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Bao (Wiener Herzog)

@wulfowitz.bsky.social

Just a dude. Los Angeles Kings, Los Angeles Dodgers. Likes chili fries, guitars, and other frivolities.

125 Followers  |  116 Following  |  113 Posts  |  Joined: 26.08.2023  |  1.925

Latest posts by wulfowitz.bsky.social on Bluesky

Now four, because you made me rhyme unintentionally. Not ok.

16.01.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, three - you owe that specific bear one as well for making light of his plight.

16.01.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way I see it, you owe two apologies, one to Neil Backdraft and one to nature.

16.01.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, hold on. This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Comedy is not an excuse, you’re just ignorant.

16.01.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate the support!

16.01.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are aggressive living things that have no idea what zoo they're in, and they'll defend themselves, violently if necessary.

16.01.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait I thought you said petty. Nm about the first part

16.01.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro that’s what my wife says about me at least once a week

16.01.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kicks of the Day, if you’re nasty.

Air Jordan 1 - β€œObsidian”

09.01.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven’t posted here in a while so here’s a sea turtle that I saw in the tide pools on Maui.

07.01.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, I need to just go through my pants and designate fall/winter pants and only wear those for the next three months!

07.01.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

07.01.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the…?

18.12.2024 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to do it. #solesky #sneakersky

18.12.2024 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

06.12.2024 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 27182    πŸ” 2741    πŸ’¬ 714    πŸ“Œ 270

imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket

06.12.2024 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8483    πŸ” 620    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 35
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#DunksForDays #kotd #solesky #sneakersky

06.12.2024 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Counting down my favorite pickups this year
10 Ishod Wair Max Visty
9 Blazer SB Antihero
8 Natas Numeric 480
7 Chocolate Numeric 480

06.12.2024 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Secret Panel HERE πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ tapas.io/episode/2152422

05.12.2024 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 25692    πŸ” 3402    πŸ’¬ 232    πŸ“Œ 109

Call off the search, we already got justice.

05.12.2024 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Union 1 KOs and Carhart Patchworks. #kotd #sneakersky #solesky

05.12.2024 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People like that don’t even deserve a reply.

03.12.2024 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Muppet Die Hard is all I need.

02.12.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Muppet Die Hard is all I need.

02.12.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The audacity!

02.12.2024 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

01.12.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 45096    πŸ” 6372    πŸ’¬ 612    πŸ“Œ 367
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Dad life. #UniversalStudios

01.12.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😒 πŸ’” I know she was a good girl.

27.11.2024 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bat ears

26.11.2024 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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