Listen to music
Paint your toenails
Get really into plant parenthood
Ride a bike
Teach yourself a language
Man when I look back at my youth I was so fit because I was so bored and I'd just go ride my bike.
You can also teach yourself to play an instrument
Watch a movie
Sew a quilt
Paint
Draw
do a crossword puzzle
lay on your back contemplating the ephemeral nature of being alive.
Journal
Take a walk
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
“The Village Green Preservation Society” by the Kinks is… brilliance.
One of my favorite albums of all time!
You made me think there was a second season of Mrs. Davis and now I’m sad again.
I love that I assumed the cover was of “Right Now.”
I’m getting flashbacks to working at a luxury magazine right out of college and getting yelled at over the phone and having to know who all these terrible people were.
crypto is just words.
thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."
I’m doing both tomorrow and then will take a long nap.
I love this so much. Some Massholes get it.
This design is so late-90s/early 2000s Real Simple/InStyle/Martha Stewart Living and I kind of love it?
meanwhile, in scotland...😂
I’m running City Errands because I have no idea what to do with myself at this point. First up: leather repair!
“If Heaven and Hell decide….”
posting is free and therapy is expensive
I would like to, yes.
Today I’m just going to make a bunch of throw pillows.
I just wish we had the Village aesthetics if we’re going to be stuck in this hell.
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
Everything in the world is obviously garbage, but at least this @theonion.com front-page story made me literally LOL when it got to the part about the AI-generated video.
I was lucky enough that half of my 20s were in The Before Times.
And we thought Heather Chandler was the worst Heather.
For those journalists and editors interested in providing essential context to POTUS bombing #Iran
No need for euphemism, the attack is "unconstitutional and illegal".
This is like getting the Trix Rabbit to write an editorial about how he doesn’t like Trix anymore, it’s really quite an accomplishment
“Icing.” As in Smirnoff. Does cupcake mania count, or is that too Gen X?
That’s Gen X brown-coded.
TONIGHT'S SPENSER FOR HIRE: We open with a cartoon sound effect shootout at the waterfront, then move on to Spenser committing what is now a wild HIPAA violation. "It's That Guy!" all-star John Cullum desperately tries a Boston accent.
