Heather Muse

posting is free and therapy is expensive

I would like to, yes.

Today I’m just going to make a bunch of throw pillows.

I just wish we had the Village aesthetics if we’re going to be stuck in this hell.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Onion front page with a picture of Trump at a podium and a smaller picture of Snoopy. Text reads: Trump Ratchets Up Rhetoric Against Snoopy PRESIDENT ESCALATES WAR OF WORDS AGAINST FICTIONAL DOG WASHINGTON-In what political analysts have called a "major escalation" in the commander-in-chief's antagonism toward the cultural icon, President Donald Trump made a number of public comments this week dramatically ratcheting up his rhetoric against Snoopy. At an event honoring Gold Star families Friday, Trump reportedly deviated from his prepared remarks to to criticize the cartoon beagle from Charles M. Schulz's long-running Peanuts comic strip, calling home a “disgusting floppy-eared loser” and “Stupid Snoopy.” The digression followed several similar incidents during meetings with foreign heads of state, as well as a spate of late-night Truth Social posts in which he called Snoopy “an enemy of the people” and shared an Al-generated video that depicted Trump having Snoopy euthanized at a veterinary office.

Everything in the world is obviously garbage, but at least this @theonion.com front-page story made me literally LOL when it got to the part about the AI-generated video.

I was lucky enough that half of my 20s were in The Before Times.

And we thought Heather Chandler was the worst Heather.

For those journalists and editors interested in providing essential context to POTUS bombing #Iran

No need for euphemism, the attack is "unconstitutional and illegal".

This is like getting the Trix Rabbit to write an editorial about how he doesn’t like Trix anymore, it’s really quite an accomplishment

“Icing.” As in Smirnoff. Does cupcake mania count, or is that too Gen X?

That’s Gen X brown-coded.

TONIGHT'S SPENSER FOR HIRE: We open with a cartoon sound effect shootout at the waterfront, then move on to Spenser committing what is now a wild HIPAA violation. "It's That Guy!" all-star John Cullum desperately tries a Boston accent.

A photo of Neil Sedaka tapping his cap

NEW YORK (AP) — Neil Sedaka, million-selling singer and songwriter of 'Breaking Up Is Hard to Do' and dozens of other hits, dies at 86.

His name is McLovin’. He’s gotta love.

I wanna WHAT????

I feel bad for everyone who says "I asked ChatGPT for advice" instead of just adding "reddit" to whatever what was their search term or topic

I am so excited for this book and the Courtney documentary.

This killed me last night during the closing credits.

Oh hell yes.

If you haven’t read @greenwell.bsky.social’s Bad Company, do it.

It deftly covers the human cost of PE.

“Mr Beast related trades” at this point bring back Enron for fucks sake, at least those guys wore suits

I’m begging y’all to read Garrett’s book Raven Rock. It’s so fascinating.

Hey I’m not telling you what to do, but I do want to remind you that you do not actually have to watch stuff that you know will piss you off.

I just want to know who the designated survivor is.

Joseph.

“When I grow up, I want to go to the Betty Ford Center.”

“Better save your pennies now.”

Most important: unless it’s your
job to cover it, you don’t have to
watch.

Good things do happen sometimes.

Take it from me: Earnestly giving a shit to the point of cringe can bring absolutely beautiful things into your life