Untitled Goose Name

Law & Order: Estranged Parents Unit
NCIS: Orange County
Survivor: Downtown Portland
The People’s Divorce Court

I've been thinking about how this has already played out in games - there was a massive push to convince the industry and world that there was this huge audience of angry reactionary gamers who weren't getting what they demanded. And it turned out there weren't that many and they don't buy games

i assume some reporters are checking whether these videos have SynthID?

stumping my friends with a game of “who said it: debra messing or libs of tiktok”

Lady Gaga’s father endorses Donald Trump in 2024 race, talks migrant crisis: ‘He’s a patriot’: https://nypost.com/2024/09/19/us-news/lady-gagas-father-joe-germanotta-endorses-trump-in-2024-race/

the president is posting articles from two years ago

mark kelly refusing to condemn this illegal war gives off exactly this energy

Describe your bsky account in a single image.

omg, how could i forget them, jesus

“why is he the only nyt columnist you tell to quit?”

yeah, you’re right, nobody is ever mean to Bret Stephens or David Brooks or Maggie Haberman online, lmao

it’s funny to imagine nixon saying “lol”

Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

Everyone skips past the 02 financial crisis because 09 was so bad.

But depending on how you parse millenial...it's been bad for awhile but also the worst bit is they grew up during a period where things were getting better and then got the rug pulled out from under them.

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

look, i know we all love scotty, but it’s transphobic as hell when sulu says the excelsior has trans warp drive and scotty says “aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a wagon”

why the hell, scotty?

One time they made us walk out of a goofy movie because it depicted cheese whiz in a positive light

Platner sat for lengthy interview with antisemitic conspiracy theorist, said he was ‘longtime fan’ of his show Weeks before Graham Platner promoted an antisemitic conspiracy theorist in a now-deleted social media post on Thursday, the controversial Maine Senate candidate appeared on a popular YouTube show whos...

people who continue to apologize for the guy with the Nazi tattoo continue to have to figure out new ways to contort themselves to evade the universal reality of “people show you who they are and you should believe them!”

is that before they fuse? or do they still count as separate bones? or…?

As always the only way Puritans can make their talking points make sense is by inventing a world that does not fucking exist. The puritan crusade against sexuality will only cause harm and we know damn well what the type of culture puritanism create. Do not fall for it.

jackpot!

The Worst Guy In The World The Moment He Realizes He Can Actually Tee Up Something Hypocritical But True:

1. I'm not sure Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is dead as some have claimed.

It feels like a situation where people see tweets, then reference those tweets as if they're facts, and it goes in a loop where no one remembers where they actually first saw it.

I have no evidence he's alive.

you’d think one of them would change his name to East to disambiguate. like in Oz

that dress is adorable

‘I Just Stood Up’: The Stunning Arrest Of Aliya Rahman At The State Of The Union Rahman, who was Rep. Ilhan Omar’s guest, suspects she was targeted after testifying to Congress about her brutal ICE detention in Minneapolis.

NEW, from me: I talked to Aliya Rahman, who was dragged out of Tuesday's State of the Union + arrested for... standing up.

Really.

Rahman, who is autistic and has disabilities, was a guest of Rep. Ilhan Omar + was previously brutally detained by ICE in Minneapolis. www.huffpost.com/entry/aliya-...

we need new political parties

Seems like the emerging policy is: you people out there are responsible for setting up your own governments, but if the US doesn’t like who ends up in charge we’ll just assassinate or kidnap them and then the ball is back in your court.

about 30 people were arrested at whipple this morning for unlawful assembly, and many first hand reports say hennepin county sheriff's office were escalating. people were arrested when they were retreating, and people were knocked down by law enforcement

it wasn’t obvious to me that they were mutually exclusive, but they do add up to 100% so i guess so

He wasn't killed, per say.

He died.

Because his tank went into the Euphrates.

It didn't get blown into the river, or fall into the river trying to escape combat. They drove it into the river.

And somehow that gives her comfort for starting a war in a different country? This is journalism?

anyway, have a safe flight back!