ev young

I went to college with this guy he was always bullied and no one stood up for him because he always deserved it

oh congratulations

I'm addicted to sneaker culture because I'm a masochist. I'm too poor to ever afford a pair of good sneakers and it gets me so fucking horny

you hate Elon musk? okay man, yeah, I mean, yeah.

youtube would be a good new name for pornhub

“soaking doesn’t work”
“you can’t lay good pipe when you soak”
“soaking is off-putting and weird”
fucking nonbelievers, all of you

i have a disgusting sweaty body and i never shower. disgusting, filthy sweaty body. i just lay in my disgusting sweat all day. deal with it

the liberal establishment isn’t doing shit about the deconstruction of the federal government bc they’re incapable losers who only got into politics because they romanticized the west wing. also, aaron sorkin is ugly.

can you finally respond to the shrek porn allegations

yes i know the stove clicks to the beat of “it’s tricky” by run dmc but you are creating a gas leak

good weed or evil weed?

everyone who has a fireproof safe is a pedophile i’m not gonna explain

this is the only good ceo

i have a disgusting sweaty body and i never shower. disgusting, filthy sweaty body. i just lay in my disgusting sweat all day. deal with it

couldn’t do that otherwise the back pain industrial complex would come crumbling down

My mom told me which of you guys on here she has a crush on and it's not who you think

david berman

this is 90 percent of the replies on bluesky

Considering America spent the remainder of the 20th century committing the most heinous acts of violence across the global south, maybe the USSR should have had those ballistic missiles

where tf does commie bluesky live i need to be adopted

“soaking doesn’t work”
“you can’t lay good pipe when you soak”
“soaking is off-putting and weird”
fucking nonbelievers, all of you

nah the usa is moloch straight up

that’s the reasoning implicit in a red herring fallacy. doesn’t change the fact that the united states loves their nazis

you gonna die on the hill of “everyone did it, it’s not so bad”?

better not google operation paper clip

“it’s gonna be very good bill” is wild

is trump back ????

mike johnson: trump is a great man. an honorable man. i am proud to serve him

trump: liz cheney is a c*nt

hello gm what’s going on today