@easanabriaphd.bsky.social
56, Hispanic, professional, well-educated, a teacher in ABQNM, writer fighting writer's block, proud Blue Stater, liberal AF, childless catdad, History & Spanish BAs from Santa Clara, History MA from Wisconsin (Go 🦡🦡🦡), UCSD PhD, yada yada yada
I mean,... I'd really prefer he'd pretend to jerk off two dudes whilst listening to "Y.M.C.A." in private!
28.10.2025 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah dumbass! That feigned consternation doesn't hide the fact you're not swearing in Congresswoman Grijalva in order to protect Obesolini!
20.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quid Pro Combover is just that kind of guy!
19.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT OF PUERTO RICO!!!!
07.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump said he and Pete Kegseth convened the country's generals together to "Spiritize" them. Welp, I'm sure it can only good happen!
01.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine when the MAGA douches, dunces, and dorks find out Bad Bunny is not on only a Spanish speaker but also an AMERICAN CITIZEN!
29.09.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't even think we can say English is Captain Cankles's first language!
23.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trumplethinskin justified another illegal attack on a Venezuelan vessel by calling illegal the killing of 90% of the American population through drugs. Anecdotally, it seems just as crowded as ever, but it was nice knowing some/most of you. 🤷♂️
17.09.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe next year's UFC match at the White House will have an undercard featuring Scott "Both Braincell are rubbing hard" Bessent v. "Self-Loathing Mortgage Fraudster" Bill Pulte! 🤞🤞🤞
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
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06.09.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also predictable:
03.09.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey! They got the rebrand out of the park!
28.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shepard Ferryrrific!
27.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm actually at the end of week one of a 16 week journey into the history of fascism right now!
22.08.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So apparently the only job growth and economic numbers we're supposed to take as gospel are Captain Cankles's, who says he's 6'3" and 215 pounds. 🤦♂️🤬
02.08.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't unsee it, can you?
31.07.2025 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Re-watched the South Park 27th Season premiere tonight because it's just GOLD! It's the wicked, biting, satire we need from dudes whose parent company just indulged Emperor Palpatinipeni with a $16M bride!
28.07.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The precious!!!
16.07.2025 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A cocksplat says what?
15.07.2025 13:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She bulked up and killed for you people!!!
11.07.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh Donnie, Sweetie... lemme put this in a way you and the two of your challenged-with-English- language brain cells *might* understand: maybee ul tahk purtee sum day 2!
www.cnn.com/2025/07/09/a...
This one almost caused my Sparkling soda to fly out my nose. 😂🇺🇲
03.07.2025 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's remember that the Tangerine Hellmouth already has Ted Cruz (R,Tex) and Lindsey Graham (R, SC) in the Senate to spell the Speaker when his saliva dries up. #KilltheBill
03.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And Shark Week's just around the corner! 🦈🦈🦈🦈
28.06.2025 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤭
23.06.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell us how you really feel! This sign made Stephen Colbert's monologue last night!
17.06.2025 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0