Fruit Leather Daddy

I CANT EVEN CHECK MESSAGES HERE WITHOUT CONFIRMING MY ID?!?$? Wtf!!!!!

Thanks Ohio for gatekeeping adult content on Bluesky unless I send in my ID…. Hard pass

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.

This has me gooooooped and gagged.

Cursed image found online….

Nesbubu

Anyone need a sick day and wanna take the plague from me?

#halp

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I’ve taken to bed like some Jane Austen character. Jealous?

(Not ill, but sick of this day)

RT if you also wish ill upon Jake Hay Rowling.

Having a rough fucking morning… yay

I’m way too tired for it to be 5pm….

🤣🤣🤣

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MAKE ME!

Dasssss me!

🤯

That’s good! I’m glad it went well. You’d think I’d be better with public speaking and whatnot since I do it every day but nope!

Imagine me in my underwear and you’ll get through it

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Hey all,

One of my coworkers and her husband died in a car wreck Friday, leaving behind 4 kids. If you can donate, every little bit helps.

Thank you!
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Lies! You’re damn cute with or without facial hair

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Not me putting the spicy in neurospicy this morning

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Oh darn, we’d hate that!

Slightly diminish a band:

Bike Halen
Sidestreet boys
O’Village
Tent revival roan

Feels like a waste of a day to be honest

Bahahah not at all. He has started loving more and more people

And you can meet Boopers!

And we miss you too

It’s a great place, and you can hang out with us! 😁😁😁

Move here!

I need to print this to give to students

We decided to go see the Falls nearby , and of course we stumble upon Texans. 🤣 (parents are from Texas)

The moment when you’re 6 mins away from a scenic train ride you’re taking with visiting parents, and your dad checks his email to find an hour earlier the company cancelled the train ride

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Nothing like visit from your parents to cause anxiety spirals 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭