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James Scott

@jamesscott998.bsky.social

Husband, father, cancer survivor and comedian. Host on 2 Woke Dummies.

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I bet someone got paid 20 million for that.

06.03.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You donโ€™t have to be an expert to know that โ€œUNCONDITIONAL SURRENDERโ€ means boots on the ground.

Trump is broadcasting a plan for the escalation of his war.

06.03.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 797    ๐Ÿ” 324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Weโ€™re 7 days into something that looks like a war, feels like a war, costs like a war, has the same economic effects of a war, but weโ€™re not supposed to call it a war because it would require the President to follow that annoying thing called the United States Constitution.

06.03.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2622    ๐Ÿ” 699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

06.03.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8263    ๐Ÿ” 2211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 126
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13418    ๐Ÿ” 1949    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 466    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169

Donโ€™t worry about the 92,000 jobs lost last month. Theyโ€™re getting ready to fire up the industrial war machine and force you all back to work.

06.03.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 407    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

My bad: apparently theyโ€™re going to bomb children to distract us from the fact that he raped children.

06.03.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whatโ€™s next?

06.03.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only there had been an intelligent, qualified, competent woman who could have predicted all of this chaos.

06.03.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The US lost 92,000 jobs in February, per the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Trump did that.

06.03.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 251    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Waitโ€”so now theyโ€™re releasing Epstein files to distract us from their war with Iran?

06.03.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I mean I guess we should be happy itโ€™s not Tommy Tuberville.

05.03.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if Noem gets to keep her blankie.

05.03.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I was going to say like shitting your pants and turning them inside out to stay clean, but this works too.

05.03.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Noem get to keep the Chad or is that a perk of the job and now Mark has to sleep with him?

05.03.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like replacing persistent diarrhea with projectile vomiting.

05.03.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 382    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Just when you think things couldnโ€™t get any dumberโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

In trailer park terms, America just lit a firecracker, turned to the world and said, โ€œHey, guys. Watch this!โ€

05.03.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always keep in mind that for every terrible person in the regime thereโ€™s an even more terrible person Trump can replace them with.

05.03.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Mahahahahahaha someone is about to unlock a secret hate level in the game of life.

05.03.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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About ๐—›๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—™ of the respondents surveyed by YouGov support abolishing ICE.

The survey was open from Jan 9 - 12, 2026.

Renee Good was murdered on Jan 7, 2026.

Alex Pretti was murdered on Jan 24 2026.

ICE has not left Minnesota.

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿณ% ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—œ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฐ% ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—œ๐—–๐—˜.

05.03.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 244    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Maybe theyโ€™re just confused:

1) imโ€ขmiโ€ขnentโ€”About to happen
โ€œThey were in imminent danger.โ€

2) emโ€ขiโ€ขnentโ€”Respected in a particular sphere
"One of the world's most eminent con artists."

3) imโ€ขmaโ€ขnentโ€”Existing or operating in.
"The protection of liberties is immanent in constitutional arrangements.โ€

05.03.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The only way to clean house and give the representation back to We, the People would be to first ban the AIPAC lobby then reverse Citizens United entirely.

05.03.2026 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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This is how we treat veterans in America. This veteran came to stand up for fellow soldiers being used by Israel and his arm was broken as he was violently removed.

04.03.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 716    ๐Ÿ” 394    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Itโ€™s not a war just like it wasnโ€™t an insurrection.

05.03.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesnโ€™t include bombing people.

05.03.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7733    ๐Ÿ” 2224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 290    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99

Credit where credit is due: The Department of War is the only part of this administration that lives up to its name.

04.03.2026 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Trump couldnโ€™t handle a pandemic and evangelical republicans want him in change of the apocalypse! Further proof that you canโ€™t fix stupid.

04.03.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait wait wait โ€” Trump rescued a former advisor and a fucking TikTok star from the Middle East while thousands of our citizens are still stranded there?!?

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

04.03.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1646    ๐Ÿ” 496    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21