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Food, drink, thrift store records, mediocre guitar player. Pretzel King of the KC Metro. ✌🏼❀️πŸ₯¨

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Don’t die from something stupid.

03.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The George Michael performances are so good. He’s really the only one who could have stepped in for Freddie. He could really captivate an audience.

02.03.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the 1992 Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert like a masochist. It’s impossible to watch Annie Lennox and David Bowie perform Under Pressure without bawling.

02.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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The World Market Selection πŸ‘€

01.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sammich

01.03.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see what you did there.

28.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m reminded of the movie Countdown to Looking Glass.

28.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Venezuela thing makes a lot more sense now.

28.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon man with draft of a novel and a baked potato inside.

Cartoon man with draft of a novel and a baked potato inside.

Fucking Rude. I mean, pretty accurate*, but rude.

*70/30 baked potato

28.02.2026 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Festival like concert at Arrowhead 1979.

Festival like concert at Arrowhead 1979.

This is awesome.

Side note. Gary was a big influence on me. Like Ace Frehley, Gary had 5-6 what I call β€œweedly weedly’s” but he turned them into amazing 70’s rock guitar solos.

28.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP to the legend, Neil Sedaka. #1 hit writing machine. Over 50 million albums sold. Song Writer Hall of Fame. Hollywood Walk of Fame. Respect 🫑

28.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dolce in Prairie Village has Bridgerton theme cookies! πŸ‘€

27.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heading out with my daughter to get β€œa few things” to wear on Spring Break. I would appreciate positive thoughts at this difficult time.

(For those of you who enjoy wagering, the over/under is $178.50)

27.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SKC is my team so I’ll support them through the rebuild. I grew up a Chiefs fan in the 70’s and 80’s, so not much scares me. That said, is there any MLS team where we would be the favorite in a match?

27.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can bring back now-closed restaurants/bars in KC; what would you pick?

The Prospect
Magic Pan
Kings Food Host
John Francis
The Terrace (Hyatt Crown Center)
Gary’s Subs
Chuck’ Steak House
Sam Wilson’s
Stephenson Apple Farm
Arthur Treachers’s

I’ll stop now.

26.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The grim reaper looking at Trump's hand:

25.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1379    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 6
T-Rex coaching soccer

T-Rex coaching soccer

Every time I see one of these I remember my daughter’s U13 soccer coach once conducted an entire practice in a T-Rex suit. πŸ˜‚

24.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gut bomb time. Spring Training edition. 🌯 ⚾️

24.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. I just can’t with this team.

24.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That floater was bonkers.

24.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
If standing up for yourself burns a bridge…fuck that bridge. Says Skeletor lighting the future with the fires of the past.

If standing up for yourself burns a bridge…fuck that bridge. Says Skeletor lighting the future with the fires of the past.

23.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 809    πŸ” 303    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11
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We fancy like that.

23.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still wound up about that game. I was in 7th grade for the last one. Crazy.

23.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just when I thought I was dead inside. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

22.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok SKC. Here we go.

22.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last weekend I bought some toffee and a 1966 Lou Rawls live record. Solid day’s work.

22.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have some semi-feral kittens running around here and when they get scared they hide in the dryer vents. It’s nerve wracking.

22.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0