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@gabecrate.bsky.social

Writer, director, cartoonist, illustrator, filmmaker, and punk rock musician casually attempting to #review every #fantasy #swordsandsorcery #postapocalyptic and #PA adjacent film ever made. yes. even that one. #moviereviews

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☢️#172. Day the World Ended, 1955. #RogerCorman directs this quaint low budget quickie #postapocalyptic creature feature. “Atomic radiation” mutates remote survivors into creatures ripped straight from a 12 year olds notebook doodles. Adorable. 2/5 ☢️

07.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Then it should’ve been better

06.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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☢️#171. Army of the Dead, 2021. Paramilitary heist in zombie Vegas! While sometimes as “cool” as it sounds, time spent developing its caricatures only serves to extend the bloated runtime and test patience. Redressed tropes / cliches abound. Still sum popcorn munching fun. 2/5 ☢️

06.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s always kinda torture watching these knowing there’s a MST3K of it. Since I want to give it a fair shake as filmmakers intended, but once I’ve watched - I rarely want to revisit anytime soon even with their much more entertaining commentary (still watching a movie twice)

06.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very cool poster

06.03.2026 08:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for sharing!

05.03.2026 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha - great name revision

05.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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☢️#170. Escape from the Bronx, 1983. Solving gentrification one corpse at a time, our hoodlum hero “Trash,” shoots, punches, kicks, and s’plodes his way through this Italian actioner sequel to #1990TheBronxWarrior. Rife with awkward non-sequiturs, a #sobaditsgood treasure. 3/5 ☢️

05.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 39    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

I liked split too, but yeah… I dislike more than I don’t

05.03.2026 08:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice 🤘

04.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Totally. Shades of today all over the place

04.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True

04.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a few laffs, but yeah it’s middling at worst

04.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

MST3K knows

04.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And very confused about it

04.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haha

04.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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☢️#169. The Happening, 2008. A laughably miscast #MarkWahlberg and a nonsensical nature vs mankind script marks one of several low points in #MNightShyamalan’s mid-career slump. Effected by neurotoxins or not, every character is a completely annoying loon. Nicely shot. 2.5/5 ☢️

04.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 29    🔁 2    💬 12    📌 3

I haven’t seen much behind the scene on it - I’ll have to check it out

04.03.2026 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Certainly different tones. This takes it for me, but running is lots o fun.

04.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey that’s why they call it science fiction, right?

04.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Timeless

04.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like it all, but I could see it falling flat for some

04.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can imagine

04.03.2026 05:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow. Thats great to know

04.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great combo - 2 dif tones but a great pairing in the brain - haha

04.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a great way to watch. So cool. And yes, remake is a nightmare

04.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can imagine - haha. Definitely not for the little ones

03.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In my top 10 for sure

03.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d slap that on my car

03.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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☢️#168. Rollerball, 1975. Not only is the ultimate dystopian bloodsport movie actually an anti-sports satire, it‘s also an underrated masterpiece. Brilliantly directed by #NormanJewison, with a grippingly understated performance by #JamesCaan. So good it hurts. #classic 5/5 ☢️

03.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 152    🔁 17    💬 28    📌 9