tom

If you're having a heart attack a funny thing to do would be remember the last six digit 2FA code you got and shout it at a loved like it's the solution to a mystery before you black out

I am cheering on "our boys on the front". No clarifications

so is nearly every zombie in resident evil requiem a unique npc???

new type of weirdo just dropped

that's how a deadpool works actually

well sir it seems like it's not clear whether that was confirmed immediately before or after my post

oh shit i swear i was just riffing!

i obviously meant an airplane shot down after this post. checkmate, factlords bsky.app/profile/adam...

i meant passenger airplane... 😬

every time i log onto twitter it's like here's a video of an owl solving a rubiks cube *** Our community fact-checkers have flagged this video as AI generated. Three hype guy CEOs respond with the crylaugh emoji and someone calls the owl a slur

the president's mind is a SCIF

2026 entire live savings deadpool, let's go. what happens first:
A) additional war of aggression
B) AI crash and bailout
C) dogs learn to talk
D) US shoots down own airplane

that's racoon city deadslang for the word graffiti

i mean i don't work for the evil corporate syndicates i just buy and or pirate their products. it's fine

(it's disingenuous and falls apart on its own merits!)

are you taking pitches? hell, i'll help codify a few things you can't say or believe and yell at you about it. i don't give a shit

i've always been shocked at how much the hardware itself costs in other countries, like 20-50% premium (it's why ebay is so overpriced). but i guess the tariffs are going to take care of that soon.

you can probably shave C$10-20 off at fanatical, which i use and i guess is 100% legit

i get it but at least that's just the exchange rate no?

hm what's going on

a-ha but i anticipated this. it could be a new order of anarchy or a new anarchic order. i am the riddler

i bought the new resident evil but i resent games being 70 honking bucks now

I’m at the old world dying, I’m at the new world struggling to be born, I’m at the combination old world dying and new world struggling to be born

there's a new world order waiting to chestburst out of this one and we're currently in the "involuntarily shuddering and contorting and vomiting at dinner" phase

No

the dastardly east...

No.

I shan't be doing that but thank you

with or without the child

that's fucked up man