𝙇𝙀𝙏'𝙎 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙒𝙀𝙄𝙍𝘿

"Hmm, maybe I should make Walt's head scream even louder. What good's planning a party when the morons next door are sinking everything into boring, dull darkness?"

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"Coming from the videogame prince of 'I try so hard to look cool'? Hahaha! Oh, you're hilarious!"

antares

As this post gets hit by one of the bots jsjckskcmx (inb4 this comment does too)

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"HOW'D YOU LIKE THE SWARM OF YURIBOTS FROM THE DIMENSION OF INFINITE DESPAIR, MEATSACKS?"

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"HOW'D YOU LIKE THE SWARM OF YURIBOTS FROM THE DIMENSION OF INFINITE DESPAIR, MEATSACKS?"

"You sorry saps are lucky my puppet has just enough free will to hold me back from my future plans!"

"...Not that that's going to help for long, Ahahaha!"

bill

The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected.

antares

Oh yeah speaking of that plotting me and Stella did

You people are gonna HATE Bill

bill

It's more that hell's coming to meet you, ahaha!

antares

I've already made some sprites for it, actually!

antares

Whilst I'm talking about Bill
This always gets a giggle out of me

antares

YOU SEE, THE FUNNY THING IS

Stella and I are acrually working on an OFF fangame that tells Follet's canon, non-bsky story

antares

Could have, but A) that's just killing someone's muse with them having no possibility of coming back and B) Bill's a sadistic asshole

antares

Trust me, with context

The fact Bill knows this can quite literally kill Follet

antares

The fact people were all 'holy shit' with this (four requotes on a bandwagon post is pretty wild) I think proves to me I'm doing a good Bill nsvjxkck

/silly

bill

antares

I would like to remind you all Bill is a complete shitlord bsjckxkc

@heroicmisadventure.bsky.social

"Oh hey, it's the kid named after a Disney movie who's only real power comes from a pebble given to her by the thing she's scared of most!"

"That's hilarious!"

@spectral-gemini.bsky.social

"For being named after stars neither of these two are particularly bright! Beside, the seeds have been planted by a fellow dealer of chaos; this is going to be hysterically easy!"

@will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social

"...Wonder how you'd feel discovering a secret your 'pwecious wittle husbwand' is keeping hidden from you? Ahahaha, the look on your face would be comedy!"

@crimsonexecution.bsky.social

"Carnage and chaos are what I wheel and deal! Someone so hilariously manipulative is one after my own heart! We could totally mess with those morons together!"

@urameshiswill.bsky.social
(the fact new accounts can't be tagged is still stupid)

"I sense this kid's got a lot of spiritual energy! He might be a pain in the side in the future...

Hahaha, you wish!"

@thegreatchaos.bsky.social

"A fellow being of chaos! That doesn't mean I'm going to just trust them though, haha!"

"Torment, you say? Ahaha, Do tell me more!"

@d00dletamerduc.bsky.social

"...Who's this clown meant to be? It's funny how he thinks he's relevant in any measure!"

@b3y0nd-th3-m4sk.bsky.social

"Kid thought he could scam me, it was a little funny actually! Try it again and I WILL throw you into a Time Vortex though!"

bill

Thanks, meatsacks!

"You know what they say; think how stupid the average person is and 50% of humanity is stupider than them!"

He doesn't react to their sudden appearance beside a seemingly-amused glance.

"Great trick with the mutt, by the way! You had her hook, line and sinker! It was hilarious!"