slash me rotates my arm to rotate my hand
01.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0slash me rotates my arm to rotate my hand
01.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You seem to understand it
28.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Banjo voice* guh huh
28.02.2026 13:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd be so unfathomably screwed if someone reversed gravity on me, like how am I gonna get to work, dude...
27.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0state of the onion cookout, everybody smells terrible but everything tastes delicious
25.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walked into the bank with a literal piggy bank, walked out with $51 and a couple compliments about said piggy bank
24.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did you hear Casa Baja got gentrified
23.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I'm on Day 6 of a 72-hour work week; hopefully, both of us are done soon...
21.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lesbian Dog Malware localized entirely within my SSD
20.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shaking and crying rn, I'm in disbelief I found a pickle lighter
18.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was having a bad week, but I heard a really funny joke from Roger Allam. Turned this week AROUND, baby.
15.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one (1) day off before a 72-hour work week
15.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I enjoyed reading it and look forward to more. You guys put some good energy into how Dhalia moved and it got my brain rolling, loved it!
14.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We stan Grima Wormtongue in this household
13.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was about to order an insane amount of food, fortunately the fast food place I went to lacked a kiosk
13.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something overcame me and I wrote poetry in the little notebook I carry around
12.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bass gonna do what the bass always does
bass go ba-rum-bum-bum
The day Valve releases a Deadlock animation, I'm going to be like those girls who fainted at the sight of Michael Jackson.
04.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
gotta pace myself reading this, I'm thoroughly enjoying it
the art is so crazy but it looks great
10% of every paycheck going towards the tithe, let's gooo
27.01.2026 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0practitioner of the good word christian or mega church christian
27.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0rapidly learning that the yu-gi-oh manga owns big time
27.01.2026 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's been 3 weeks, I still think it's funny that Aaron Rodgers sucks so much doodoo dogshit, Defector felt compelled to send every subscriber a blog about it.
25.01.2026 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes you gotta tell your ISP that shit sucks and they'll flip the good internet switch on
21.01.2026 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0David Lynch would have been 80 today.
20.01.2026 11:37 — 👍 1250 🔁 331 💬 5 📌 3