Me - “i’m not one for gossip..”

Also me - giving the tea before the kettle is even on.. ☕️🫖 if shenanigans are observed, they must be disclosed 😓😂

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Manchester City centre fortified to the hilt for the T*ry conference & just seen James Cleverly posing for selfies with an excitable line of absolute dweebs outside the Midland Hotel 😑😮‍💨 Kindly bugger off & let us have our roads back..

No (but then, I am northern..))

& the media to be held accountable for allowing people to express “opinion” on news stories. The news does not need people’s opinion to be publicly broadcast without moderation. It is truly exhausting & deeply insulting to anyone caught up in such a wicked attack 2/2

The MEN has posted 20 stories on yesterday’s synagogue attack in 24 hours - all which are a free for all in the comments section to create further divide, stoke racial tension, spread misinformation, provide a platform for the far right & call for further violence. It is time ‘journalism’ 1/2

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Ohhhh Hyacinth! 😓😔

Dame Patricia Routledge, you will forever live on in our hearts (& more importantly in our memes)

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Can’t say I’m looking forward to a night of lying in bed with it keeping me up as it’s throbbing away..

Ignore him, he’s attention seeking.. 😓😩😅😂🫣😮‍💨

Apparently walking around the office in a T-shirt with a blood pressure monitor strapped to my arm made me look “masc”(well you know, every little helps!) 😂👨🏼💪🏻

An evening with La Voix 💕 What an entertainer 👏🏻🥲🤗

A month of mixed emotions ahead 😬😓😂🥲

Self-Esteem last night was sublime 🥲✨ (well, from what I could see of her from the back 😂😂😅)

Said freshly Veeted chest isn’t cooling down any time soon.. 🌡️😓😅🫣

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The devil makes work for idle hands..

..the Devil made me Veet my chest 😬😐😅 (& on the Lord’s day too). Feeling like a brand new woman, I must confess 🥲😂😯

Put the 15 tog duvet back on tonight & it is safe to say whilst winter is coming it hasn’t come yet.. 😓😩🥵

We lost all of our local stores.. 😓😩😭

I thought he had died years ago 😓😂

The downside of having a dry sense of humour is having people in your DMs (or even in person) taking what you post / say literally and then explaining your own humour to you like you’re 5 years old.. 😮‍💨🫩😓😂

Been to the Turkish barbers this evening & left with a childish anecdote but shan’t repeat because 1/ character limit on a post is a bitch 2/ most have you have likely heard it once (if not twice) on other socials already.. 😅🥲💈💇

Think Sandra Bullock herself is behind the wheel of this bus.. 😓😩😮‍💨😂

Same, same.. 🫩😑😓😂

How’s the Rapture going, America? 🪽🪽🪽

Not a contestant, just in the audience 😅

They’re not what they used to be 😓😩🥲😂

We’ve come for a free day out to see ‘Wheel of Fortune’ be recorded at MediaCity & they were allocating blue & orange wristbands for audience members, except we got gold & ushered to a different area & hens let me tell you I am in absolutely no state to be on camera.. 💩😓😩😂

We went from celebrating 21st Birthdays to 40th Birthdays far too quickly.. 😩😓👵🏻👴🏻😂

@stevenkelly82.bsky.social Have you been made aware of your new found fame? 😂

When someone accidentally calls you “diva” in a work meeting.. 😂😩😏

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When your colleague asks you “Did you take it in the bum?” When you’re in the middle of your lunch break..

..no I did not, it was in the arm 💉👩🏼‍⚕️😂

& no.. I won’t be partaking 😇😆😅

Neeeeeed