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I am undecided 😓😂 they smell nice, they have a subtle cocoa taste & the heat is slow on the chilli side but it’s still… chocolatey potato crisps 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

My brain can’t comprehend these enough for me to decide whether I like them or not 😓😂🤨

Well that’s #TheBrits done with.. 🫤🫠

First person I’ve recognised tonight 🥲😄👨🏻‍🦳

What a time to be alive 🥲🫩

Co-Op Live will make a fantastic venue for the Eurovision Song Contest next year.. you know, for when we volunteer to host for Isr**l - who will have won this year but can’t host because everywhere south of Luxembourg has been obliterated to scorched earth.. 🥲🫩

A local Brits calls for the finest M&S Asian banquet.. 🥲😄🤤

I figured it was because he didn’t get his Peace Prize.. needed to stop more wars by, well.. starting them 🤷🏼‍♂️

Phaturday..

You better be fucking Amish if you’re coming for me 😓😩😂😂

Funny because all I’ve seen him doing recently is saying hello to the Conservative Party, one person at a time..

Pretty much this.. 😂

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Very much look forward to seeing the British media today absolutely bending over backwards to make a win for the Greens all about the Re**** Party.. 😂🥲

Coming back to my desk to this.. 🥲🤗🥰

💈💇🏼‍♂️🥲

What I see looking back at me from the barber’s chair.. 😓😩🥲💈💇🏼‍♂️

7 years ago today since our first little city break abroad.. 🥲👶🏼👶🏻🏙️🇩🇪

Oh to be that thin again 😩😭

Happy birthday 🥳

Nothing irks me more on social media (YouTube especially) when you have someone “reacting” to reaction videos - which is clearly just stock footage of them nodding in silence & stroking their chin, that they then re-use for every video. You making money out of this, hen? Boils my piss!

We had the same set up, I’d go home & tell my parents which colour dress I wore today - they were deeply devout Christians, yet they never chastised me.. & then I got to an age were I no longer dressed in dresses. It’s really that simple, let kids be kids

Had a letter in work today - small pay rise..
Had a letter at home today - rent increase..

Life giveth - Life taketh 🫩😑😮‍💨

Leaving the office to daylight.. ☀️🥲🥳

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I feel a bout of melancholy coming on - snap out of it, you silly little bitch.. 🫩😩😂🥲

My toxic trait with my work is always reinventing the wheel at the eleventh hour of needing to have something finished.. 😑😮‍💨😩🥲

Hey, at least undressing is an option for you.. I’m just stuck with being a miserable cunt & a miserable cunt alone 💁🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🥲😂

No 😆😂😓

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Me, one of the few 💁🏼‍♂️ people who isn’t going to see Hilary Duff (& who has never listened to Hilary Duff), who said he wasn’t interested in seeing Hilary Duff.. now having her constantly popping up on Spotify shuffle..

I flung the doors open so hard this morning, the pure excitement of some blue sky 😆🥲