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Dinner? I thought it was a Collagen Convention

Tommy the Tube approves of Armageddon

Distraction turducken.

Did Mitch do something so unusually despicable lately that Lindsey Graham feels he has to play catch up in the stupidity department? Been hearing too much of him lately

Hillary Clinton to Republicans on the House Oversight Committee:

"You have made little effort to call the people who show up most prominently in the Epstein files... This intuitional failure is designed to protect one political party and one public official rather than to seek truth and justice".

The ouster of at least a dozen staffers from a counterintelligence unit, known as CI-12, which operates out of the Washington Field Office, was ordered by FBI Director Kash Patel, according to four former officials familiar with the dismissals. The dismissals came just days before the start of Operation Epic Fury and, separately, a deadly mass shooting at a bar in Austin, Texas, by a man reportedly wearing a sweatshirt that said, “Property of Allah,” beneath which was a T-shirt that was “emblazoned with a design similar to the Iranian flag,” CBS News reported Monday. CI-12 focuses on media leaks, global espionage, and international threats against America emanating from countries such as Cuba and Iran, former FBI officials tell the Sun. More broadly, CI squads are the lead domestic teams for investigating insider threats and foreign intelligence activity on American soil. In 2020, CI-12 assisted in monitoring potential retaliatory actions by Iranian-backed actors on American soil following a U.S. drone strike near Baghdad International Airport that killed Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps major general Qasem Soleimani, an operation ordered by Mr. Trump, former FBI officials tell the Sun.

Kash just fired some counter Iranian espionage agents.

www.nysun.com/article/excl...

Be right back. Gonna punch my neighbor before he can punch me for getting punched by some other guy.

This bit is explosive:

Shiny 😍

He may not be wrong. Bold of him to assume they're friends because of his regulation haircut 🤭

How much them jets cost Pete? How much is gas gonna cost now? How can we can afford cops and wars when there was no increase in threats or crime? You are a joke

My family didn’t even get a post card from him after his goons killed my brother. Pres. elect Biden paid his respects in person.

Terrible Things Happened to Monkeys After Getting Neuralink Implants, According to Veterinary Record... An investigation by Wired reveals the grisly complications of Neuralink brain implants in monkeys, including brain swelling and paralysis.

This is horrifying

Hillary Clinton has bigger balls than James Comer could ever dream of having.

She ran circles around him, his ragtag bunch of dimwits, and did it with a smile on her face.

She wanted the media at her deposition.

He didn’t.

Now we know why.

Judge nixes latest policy requiring 7 days' notice for Congress members to visit ICE facilities A judge is temporarily suspending the latest version of a Trump administration policy that requires members of Congress to provide a week’s notice before they can visit immigration detention facilitie...

Judge nixes latest policy requiring 7 days' notice for Congress members to visit ICE facilities

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The Wharton prof described him as the dumbest student he ever had. That lends context

I have a whole file of these stories that I point to whenever someone responds to allegations of domestic abuse/violence with "If it was so serious, why didn't she call the cops?"

Imagine a country choosing its foreign policy based on a narrow understanding of niche religious superstition? Iran and the United States have something in common, eh?

Haha! They’re throwing Vance under the bus.

I've heard this song before…

Shit like this is the botox and lip filler of photography, taking something wonderful and making it weird and artificial. It's not an improvement, it's not enhancement, it's digital vandalism. And it further erodes trust and melts brains, which is what gen-ai is designed to do.

The pandemic never stopped. The newspapers just stopped talking about it. It is still a great threat to children, the disabled and to elders.
#maskup

Trump/Hegseth operational security: at Joe’s Stone Crab, a restaurant a 2-minute walk from the White House, someone was having a conversation about the attacks on Iran that were going to start in 6 hours. Loud enough for the founder of @TMZ.com to recount it in real time with his podcast cohost.

Whoops...
Former Russian senator who appeared in the Jeffrey Epstein files and reportedly called Ghislaine Maxwell a “friend” has been found dead in Moscow. Umar Dzhabrailov, 67, was discovered in a residential complex on Monday with a gun nearby.
www.newsweek.com/epstein-file...

This is actually a pretty good summary of where we’re at, and how we got here.

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

Austin Mass Shooting Suspect Reportedly Wore Iranian Flag Shirt—FBI Investigating As Potential Terrorism Two people were killed and 14 injured after a mass shooting in Austin, just hours after Iran confirmed the death of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.

Two people were killed and 14 injured after a mass shooting in Austin, just hours after Iran confirmed the death of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.

The US needs some boots on the ground. Kyle Rittenhouse, Nick Shirley and Barron Trump would be my top draft picks

Bobo is a fucking idiot