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There's going to come a point in this 4 year cycle where inertia dictates he can't make changes to his advantage fast enough before the election to achieve his goals. I pray Trump does his downward descent thing about 5 seconds afterwards

Christ on a cracker 😀

That too. He hasn't killed off an Insurance company yet. Lloyds is llaughing

This must be their response to Jackhammer Jesus 🤣

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in awhile. Smite thee with Jelly and off to Intestinal damnation you go 🤣

He descended to the toaster, and on the third setting popped up again.
(Yes, that’s a rapture toaster)

We can't put boots on the ground enough to stop it and they're aready projecting antiaircraft missile shortages

Iran has a surplus of easily concealable drones and missiles and Trump is gonna guarantee insurance payments for [un]safe passage through the Straits of Hormuz 🤔 Suggests a really expensive new form of war of attrition to me not to mention serial ecological disasters. What am I missing?

Their hit songs all very much deserved it.

YouTube video by Loggins & Messina - Topic Your Mama Don't Dance

And your Daddy don’t rock and roll…

Too confusing. Besides the police police are too conflicted figuring out there's some confusion as to whose heads need busting, they're just now figuring out *someone's* does 🙄

Trump made them right and gave them the will to fight. In a gift box. With a bow #Fail

I do know Iran has enough resources to remind your denial ass

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All of a sudden i need saffron and crave cured chorizo. I don't play golf and your steak and wine sucked. The rest is whiny drama beyond my control #fdt

BREAKING: The Texas Secretary of State DID NOT UPDATE the precinct maps on their website last December. MY GOD @msnowreports.bsky.social

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #DonaldTrumpIsAPedophile

The artwork would sell well as asswipe and for once thank God for paper money. Fiat presidents are cheap to replace too. Just saying

Daily Beast: MAGA lawmakers seized on Trump's war with Iran to shamelessly try to coerce Democrats into funding Kristi Noem’s Department of Homeland Security.

Not one penny more for these murderers!
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

What a great ad for the fabulous af @katmabu.bsky.social

She's already proven she's a leader for the people.

Not the billionaire class.

And certainly not for rogue occupying federal henchmen.

On or before March 17th, #IL09, make sure you cast your vote for Kat, and her cat!

#SheShed

Biden had to make good last time he promised a stimulus checks. And before all you privileged fuckups start entitlewhining he did the same thing to a multitude of security cops for his rallies. He will literally leave you stuck in the desert for a ride home if you accept his free ride TO his events

Those that still support him, whether they are in his admin, or they're your neighbor next-door. They are so far in it now, they'll never admit how wrong they are. The embarrassment, the shame; it is just too great. They'd rather dig their heels in and pretend like they're doing what's right.

He isn't just a con artist. He is a USMC con artist

This guy is professionally trained to help the public calm down after rogue soldiers go off the deep end and massacre villages and shit like that. You're honestly safer turning the sound down when he speaks

They called her “too aggressive.”

She called it doing her job.

Letitia James stood up to fraud, corruption, & the most powerful man in the room & didn’t blink.

Strong women don’t tremble at titles.They challenge them.

Power is loud. Accountability is louder.

#SheShed
#StrongWomen

This wins today

Nah. The real debate in America is between people who know Trump is evil and say so, and the people (like Laura!) who know Trump is corrupt and evil and lie about it for personal profit.

He isn't pond scum until he decomposes. What I find encouraging is that he probably isn't a good swimmer. #BringExtraBeer

Now maybe some random stranger will complete his conversion by helping him change a flat tire or something. These people are nazis. You converts are merely blind

It's the orange plate. That looks... well... as delicious as meatloaf possibly could 🤭