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Historian, costumer, cook, warm beverage enthusiast. They/Them Married to @thekroog.bsky.social .

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I drank a beer and put my jacket on upside down πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Outfit repeat? Don't mind if I do!

Also WHY did we get rid of shoulder pads? I feel like a badass.

07.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

James Baldwin

28.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2993    πŸ” 1180    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

If confirmed by the Senate, Markwayne Mullin, a member of the Cherokee Nation, will be the first Native American man to serve as a Cabinet Secretary. (yes, I know)

05.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

A Midsummer Night's Dream. Faeries, farcical fumbling, and gay shit. In the hands of a company that understands the text, it's hilarious.

05.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Remind me: when you bomb an elementary school, lure the survivors into a false sense of safety, and then bomb the survivors, leaving behind dozens and dozens of dead school children... are you the good guys?

05.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 466    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

β€œNo front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

05.03.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4202    πŸ” 2112    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 76
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The film follows an Irish refugee girl and a Choctaw boy who meet in 1847 New York and journey across America together, drawing on the real historical bond between Ireland and the Choctaw Nation.

04.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 16
an image promoting a substack article titled β€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

an image promoting a substack article titled β€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

05.03.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3136    πŸ” 1224    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 17

I'd also love to see Jane Campion's take on The Scarlet Letter.

05.03.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Either Robert Eggers doing Between Two Fires or Edward Berger on The Twelve Chairs.

05.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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when he’s strong and fast and also fresh from the fight 🫦

05.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3801    πŸ” 1026    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

Firefighter (later battalion chief) and Ford proving ground mechanic (it's all he talks about aside from my long-dead grandmother).

05.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This may be the oldest β€˜butthole’ imprint on Earth Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal ventβ€”the slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay eggβ€”which could shed light on the evolution of the orifice

Paleontologists just found Earth’s oldest β€œbutthole” impression. The 299-million-year-old imprint was planted by a lizardlike reptile cooling off in some mud.

Sometimes life as a science journalist takes you strange places.

#Paleontology #TraceFossils

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New at @sciam.bsky.social

04.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8
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requiem for vanished birdsong

03.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7953    πŸ” 2726    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 18

French onion soup, but I need to make air fryer potatoes on the soonish.

04.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing β€˜reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

03.03.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3509    πŸ” 1535    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 284

/shrugs in born and raised agnostic

03.03.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back petty excommunications 2k26.

03.03.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course being a born and raised agnostic who reads Christian texts for historical context and funsies, I'm just sitting here going: WELL THANKS, ASSHOLES.

03.03.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, I'm so confused. I know Christianity is a linear religion and all, but isn't it both presumptuous and wrathful to speed the timeline along?

Do they really think their god's going to give them a pat on the back and say 'Good job, sport. Y'dun did it?"

03.03.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LRP: Someone please invent a time machine so that I can throw John of Patmos into the Aegean.

03.03.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not underestimate these chucklefucks. This IS what they want.

03.03.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the old days you could get excommunicated for SO MUCH SHIT, so I'm going to say yes.

03.03.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please put this man back in his garbage pile.

03.03.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GOOD NIGHT

03.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a long-haired cat with brownish black fur and vacant green eyes that look at the camera.

Photo of a long-haired cat with brownish black fur and vacant green eyes that look at the camera.

No thoughts.

02.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a monk daydreaming at his desk, looking like he was working on some kind of spreadsheet on a parchment, some doodles on the page showing he may have been a bit distracted for a bit
Behind him are what looks like the doodles on the page in a vague medieval art style but better of him being saved from a dragon by a valiant knight, then the monk gently holding the knight in both of the drawings, a glorified portrait of the knight hidden in the middle of the other drawings, flowers and little stars all around and a few hearts

Illustration of a monk daydreaming at his desk, looking like he was working on some kind of spreadsheet on a parchment, some doodles on the page showing he may have been a bit distracted for a bit Behind him are what looks like the doodles on the page in a vague medieval art style but better of him being saved from a dragon by a valiant knight, then the monk gently holding the knight in both of the drawings, a glorified portrait of the knight hidden in the middle of the other drawings, flowers and little stars all around and a few hearts

Brother, I think you're a bit too distracted thinking of your best friend there,,,,

Get back to work!

#art #oc #artsky

26.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
Doctors fear young at risk from β€˜black-market trans hormones’ Medics call for an urgent investigation into trans community groups offering support on accessing supplies for self-medication

Well, yes, trans people are getting drugs; yes, from entirely unregulated sources; yes, without counselling; yes, without blood tests; yes, they are self-administering; yes, without clinical oversight; yes, risking long term harm; yes, it is highly suboptimal.

What did you think would happen?

02.03.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1952    πŸ” 438    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 62
AI image generated by the bodystocking company We Love Colors of a Princess Peach cosplayer; the details look nothing like Princess Peach and don't even reflect a We Love Colors product.

AI image generated by the bodystocking company We Love Colors of a Princess Peach cosplayer; the details look nothing like Princess Peach and don't even reflect a We Love Colors product.

AI image generated by the bodystocking company We Love Colors of a Mario cosplayer; it's a woman in a red turtleneck, white gloves and blue sweatpants. It looks uncanny.

AI image generated by the bodystocking company We Love Colors of a Mario cosplayer; it's a woman in a red turtleneck, white gloves and blue sweatpants. It looks uncanny.

so cool that for about 10 seconds We Love Colors marketed to cosplayers and now they're AI generating cosplay slop to use in marketing. Super. Awesome. So cool. I fucking hate this shit.

02.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4