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They said it. We’re all thinking it.

What do you call a government that violently kidnaps a lawful immigrant off the streets & holds him in filthy, inhumane conditions for weeks with no charges or legal representation?

just pure unadulterated nazi concentration camp bullshit

This entire administration exists solely to kill and torture brown and black people and to protect and promote the Epstein Class. That's the entire job of this Federal government. Why should we fund this

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

Me every morning in this fucking country

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?

They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it

No child should live in detainment. No child is illegal. A country that jails children must be stopped.

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

Yeah “Bored of Peace” sounds about right.

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

i'm about to become a two issue voter for whichever party doesn't send me twelve text messages day asking me for money. (other issue is DST)

A sitting president opening a betting market on his own website taking bets on things he influences.
Wild times.

Ok I think we can graduate this from a theory to a law.

Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?

Can't believe there isn't an EDM collab album called "Made You Loop (vol 1)"

Only someone who avoided the draft would want to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

a partial screencap with the title "Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Promises" - courtesy likes - descriptive & accessible alt text - not giving advice unless asked

no wonder he won the primary

btw we have less than 2 weeks before glitch.com project hosting shuts down on july 8th. i don’t work there anymore but i am here to help with your export/migration questions, as is the glitch engineering team and rest of the community on support.glitch.com

The senator thing is bad, but today the government openly said they intend to use military force to depose democratically elected leaders, and they argued in court the president has unreviewable power to put national guard under his command. Mere “constitutional crisis” was ten exits ago.

I’ve said it before but it is embarrassing that so many intellectuals spent years in small factional battles over the propriety of calling this fascism.

Calling in troops on citizens? Cool, cool cool cool

Amazing and perfect. Satire nirvana achieved: “The truly enlightened refuse coverage, choosing to drift from urgent care to urgent care like cherry blossoms on the wind.”

still don't get dev-oriented companies cold calling engineers. not only creepy AF, but a sure fire way to earn a dedicated detractor for life.

Welcome, Mr President! (Confirmed real)