jacob

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

i'm about to become a two issue voter for whichever party doesn't send me twelve text messages day asking me for money. (other issue is DST)

A sitting president opening a betting market on his own website taking bets on things he influences.
Wild times.

Ok I think we can graduate this from a theory to a law.

Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?

Can't believe there isn't an EDM collab album called "Made You Loop (vol 1)"

Only someone who avoided the draft would want to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

a partial screencap with the title "Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Promises" - courtesy likes - descriptive & accessible alt text - not giving advice unless asked

no wonder he won the primary

btw we have less than 2 weeks before glitch.com project hosting shuts down on july 8th. i don’t work there anymore but i am here to help with your export/migration questions, as is the glitch engineering team and rest of the community on support.glitch.com

The senator thing is bad, but today the government openly said they intend to use military force to depose democratically elected leaders, and they argued in court the president has unreviewable power to put national guard under his command. Mere “constitutional crisis” was ten exits ago.

I’ve said it before but it is embarrassing that so many intellectuals spent years in small factional battles over the propriety of calling this fascism.

Calling in troops on citizens? Cool, cool cool cool

Amazing and perfect. Satire nirvana achieved: “The truly enlightened refuse coverage, choosing to drift from urgent care to urgent care like cherry blossoms on the wind.”

still don't get dev-oriented companies cold calling engineers. not only creepy AF, but a sure fire way to earn a dedicated detractor for life.

Welcome, Mr President! (Confirmed real)

Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.

tired: turing test
wired: responding to, uh, an email from your boss test?

this is why I'm very cautious to use block lists and vet the few I use carefully; best to make sure it's a trusted source, preferable one you personally know, or at the least review it from time to time to make sure it not being used maliciously

I can’t believe this is how I’m gonna end up in a labor camp dawg I need to get out of this fucking country

"Extraordinary flexing of power"??? wtf is this bullshit.

Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs.

by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.

officer didn't need to do me like this on my ticket: "Hair: N/A" 😭

Tweet from Jacobangel to x, posted December 21, 2018. It reads: 'In a reasonable universe, a person owning a SPACE company and a CAR company would be demoing the new flying cars from his venture the "Soaring Company" not some mashup of the worst things about traffic and public transportation.'

finally deleting all my x posts, loved this one

YouTube video by Joshua Carino PSA Nightmares: New York Department Of Sanitation - David Lynch Nightmare

Never forget that David Lynch once directed a PSA for the NYC Department of Sanitation youtu.be/FGl0XFOXrDM?...

bsky.app/profile/disc... it’s live!

GamesDoneQuick - Twitch Awesome Games Done Quick 2025 - Benefiting the Prevent Cancer Foundation - BONUS GAME: Fallout: New Vegas

On GDQ in like three minutes www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick there will be a TAS exhibition of playing Super Mario 64 without pressing the "A" button, TASbotted (computer controls on real hardware) by @rcombs.me . I don't know exactly what to expect here but I bet it's gonna be really surreal to watch

accidentally leaked my factorio playtime at work 😭

the first 3rd-party AppView is... Discord??