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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

29.08.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16642    ๐Ÿ” 5255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

I love Mikey Madison, big fan, BUT DAMNIT, DEMI DESERVED THAT OSCAR!! WAY TO PROVE THE POINT OF THE SUBSTANCE IN THE SHITTIEST WAY POSSIBLE! FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK THE ACADEMY FOR NOT MENTIONING TONY TODD OR MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG DURING THE IN MEMORIAM!!

03.03.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DEMI MOORE AND CORALINE FARGEAT YOU ARE WINNERS TO ME

03.03.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Chiefs should put in Carson Wentz

10.02.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 354    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

10.02.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12757    ๐Ÿ” 2319    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

02.02.2025 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27292    ๐Ÿ” 6735    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1045    ๐Ÿ“Œ 436

i'm a RETVRN guy for the fractals era of generative art. computers should not try to imitate human artists. they should stick to what they're good at: making trippy abstract desktop wallpaper

03.02.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Demi Moore won a Golden Globe for The Substance and Jodie Foster won for True Decective: Night Country. Horror stay winning. โค๏ธ

06.01.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 631    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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DEMI MOORE JUST WON HER FIRST GOLDEN GLOBE AT 62!!!!!!! IM CRYING

06.01.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1224    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Oh look! Itโ€™s a gallery of things I must now order online because it takes 20 minutes to find the Keeper of the Deodorant Key

30.11.2024 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36324    ๐Ÿ” 3656    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2387    ๐Ÿ“Œ 367

I'm looking forward to learning about tariffs especially how many r's it has, and how many f's.

26.11.2024 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Netflix - please stop minimising the end credits of movies to suggest something else. Let viewers enjoy the soundtrack and see the cast and crew that worked on the film. We'll exit it ourselves when ready to.
#film #filmsky #movies #moviesky

25.11.2024 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57921    ๐Ÿ” 4575    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1776    ๐Ÿ“Œ 589

So many internet activities are fishing coded

- instagram REELS
- podCASTING
- STREAMing
- catFISHing

deep down we yearn for the peace and tranquility of open water

25.11.2024 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 282    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
a gorgeous redhead grinning in ecstasy with eyes closed enveloped in green mist

a gorgeous redhead grinning in ecstasy with eyes closed enveloped in green mist

in honor of halloween i am watching star trek's greatest episode: beverly crusher fucks a ghost. i unironically adore this insane episode

01.11.2024 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1964    ๐Ÿ” 192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
lesbinewren:

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can't write an email

lesbinewren: 

"ikr i only use it for-" whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

lesbinewren: we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can't write an email lesbinewren: "ikr i only use it for-" whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

27.10.2024 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8973    ๐Ÿ” 4093    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120

The richest man in the world is bribing voters for Trump and turning his social media empire into a Trump website; the second richest man in the world is censoring his paper from explaining in plain terms why people should not support Trump.

25.10.2024 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2190    ๐Ÿ” 813    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
So much for press freedom.

The post won a well-deserved Pulitzer Prizw for publoc service in 2022 for its coverage of Jan 6, 2021, and now you can't manage an endorsement for the candidate running against the perpetrator of that attack on democracy?

Jeremy Powlus. Pennsylvania

So much for press freedom. The post won a well-deserved Pulitzer Prizw for publoc service in 2022 for its coverage of Jan 6, 2021, and now you can't manage an endorsement for the candidate running against the perpetrator of that attack on democracy? Jeremy Powlus. Pennsylvania

letter to the editor at the Washington Post sums it all up

26.10.2024 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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don't look to a comic to confirm it or a novelization to refute it. it's all there on the screen

25.10.2024 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

"Never before has a presidential nominee openly suggested turning the military on Americans simply because they oppose his candidacy."

16.10.2024 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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yeah you could say Iโ€™m a bit of a film buff

15.10.2024 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Grandpa Simpson talking the children of springfield

Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Grandpa Simpson talking the children of springfield

And you would look under the cap and you would have won a free pop, no websites no loyalty points just turn it right in at the store

14.10.2024 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 311    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
a post on threads from the Meta company account: "POV: you missed the northern lights IRL, so you made your own with MetaAI" with some machine generated images of northern lights

a post on threads from the Meta company account: "POV: you missed the northern lights IRL, so you made your own with MetaAI" with some machine generated images of northern lights

What a fucking nightmare

12.10.2024 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1103    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

Note that Trump isn't even bothering to distinguish legal and illegal immigration anymore. He uses the word "migrants" and invokes the heinous Alien Enemies Act of 1798 which applies to citizens and non-citizens alike (and was last used for the internment of Japanese-American citizens).

11.10.2024 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 691    ๐Ÿ” 263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
148 Measure 119
Argument in Favor
Never before have we had an opportunity to extend the freedom to unionize to cannabis workers at the ballot!
Going forward, Oregon's cannabis workers need these freedoms to unionize and be protected when they do so.
To help elevate their voices and concerns when it comes to issues like worker safety, wages, and holding employers accountable.
Give Measure 119 a YES vote!
You have read the accounts of unsafe working conditions and the lack of voice that cannabis workers have in their workplaces. Up to now, ambiguities in federal labor law have made it difficult for employees to exercise their freedom to unionize. Never again should we allow that to be the case.
Going forward, Measure 119 will enshrine the freedom of cannabis workers to unionize in the state licensing process. To get a license for cannabis retail or processing from the OLCC would require a labor peace agreement if Measure 119 passes.
Let workers decide for themselves if they want to exerc

148 Measure 119 Argument in Favor Never before have we had an opportunity to extend the freedom to unionize to cannabis workers at the ballot! Going forward, Oregon's cannabis workers need these freedoms to unionize and be protected when they do so. To help elevate their voices and concerns when it comes to issues like worker safety, wages, and holding employers accountable. Give Measure 119 a YES vote! You have read the accounts of unsafe working conditions and the lack of voice that cannabis workers have in their workplaces. Up to now, ambiguities in federal labor law have made it difficult for employees to exercise their freedom to unionize. Never again should we allow that to be the case. Going forward, Measure 119 will enshrine the freedom of cannabis workers to unionize in the state licensing process. To get a license for cannabis retail or processing from the OLCC would require a labor peace agreement if Measure 119 passes. Let workers decide for themselves if they want to exerc

in the damn VOTERS PAMPHLET

10.10.2024 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2749    ๐Ÿ” 571    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90
Preview
Elon Musk amplifies hurricane disinformation while boosting Trump The billionaire is using the power of his social media platform to spread falsehoods that officials say are hampering recovery efforts.

i don't know how a harris administration will handle the problem of elon musk but i would like to see her administration start by acknowledging that we have an elon musk problem.

08.10.2024 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A tweet from DiscussingFilm:

Studios are assembling superfan focus groups to assess various materials for a franchise project to avoid social media backlash.

"They will just tell us, 'If you do that, fans are going to retaliate' ... If it's early enough & the movie isn't finished yet, we can make those kinds of changes."

A tweet from DiscussingFilm: Studios are assembling superfan focus groups to assess various materials for a franchise project to avoid social media backlash. "They will just tell us, 'If you do that, fans are going to retaliate' ... If it's early enough & the movie isn't finished yet, we can make those kinds of changes."

Still amazed that Rian Johnson made an awesome movie and a bunch of pissed off babymen broke Hollywood about it

05.10.2024 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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