Elite Sens Brain

Défaite de Montréal by @Elite Sens Brain Now that hockey is over and there are definitely no teams playing anymore, it's time for the offseason. First, we recap the Ottawa Charge's thrilling run to the Walter Cup final and the news about PWH...

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We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!

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someone ask king charles his opinion on the brännström news

Matthews balding by @Elite Sens Brain The Sens' season has come to a tragic end, but there's no question about it: we are ready to get hurt again. We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, revisit our preseason predictions, and eventual...

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We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.

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EMERGENCY PODCAST: All part of the plan by @Elite Sens Brain The playoffs have started, and that means it's time for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast to assess the damage from games 1 and 2. We discuss Brady Tkachuk finally scoring a between-the-legs goal a...

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Before you can be so back it must first be so over...

The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.

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recording an emergency pod tomorrow to discuss what brady tkachuk did this time

Zubcast x Elite Sens Brain: Playoff Preview by @Elite Sens Brain For the first time since 2017, YOUR OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS! To celebrate the occasion, we have joined forces with the Zubcast to deliver the crossover episode of your dreams....

THE PLAYOFF PREVIEW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

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big things planned for our playoff preview. stay tuned.

I love this podcast so much that I made sure to track down their zoom link and call in just for a chance to talk to my favourite podcasters!

Babygirl eulogy by @Elite Sens Brain With about a month left in the NHL regular season, something that was once unthinkable is finally true: the Ottawa Senators have a 91.2% chance of making the playoffs. The price of the Sens's success...

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Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.

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support CANADIAN PODCASTING by listening to elite sens brain instead of whatever GARBAGE american podcast you listen to 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (we get no money from this we just want attention)

We might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people boo the national anthem. As soon as you hear 'Baby, take me to the feeling / I'll be your sinner, in secret / When the lights go out / Run away with me' you need to be OUT of your fucking seat

CanCon by @Elite Sens Brain Now, more than ever before, four nations have been facing off.  Listen to us as we discuss everything from on-ice fights to national anthems (both written by Carly Rae Jepsen and otherwise). Follow ...

NEW EPISODE!!!!! Today is the only day you can listen to this before the four nations stop facing off

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The Bald Epidemic by @Elite Sens Brain Happy New Year! While we were battling illness, the Sens have been busy tearing up the NHL (on weekends only). After analyzing Tim Stützle's new haircut, we look back at the year that was, and make p...

DON'T GO TO SLEEP YET!

While you celebrate the Sens win and/or have a breakdown over the Flyers trade (the two sides of our audience), listen to our NEW EPISODE where we discuss Tim Stützle's haircut and the new year and such.

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huge if true

at a time when most podcasts are cowardly taking "holiday breaks" you continue to be brave and truthtellers. thank you for all you so 🙏🙏🙏

Greedy by @Elite Sens Brain We still can't quite believe it, but... the Sens just can't stop winning. For the first time in what feels like forever, they're actually in a playoff spot, and that means we finally want to talk abou...

our gift to all of you this holiday season is a NEW EPISODE all about how GOOD THE SENS ARE because they're so good you guys they're SO good zencastr.com/z/zDHbhiSY

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to these ten listeners, thank you. to everyone else, we hope you take some time to reflect on how you can better artificially inflate elite sens brain's numbers in the coming year, perhaps by playing our episodes on repeat while you sleep.

oh I'm sure

Holding Space by @Elite Sens Brain Join us in our first episode back since taking time off to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity. We discuss how the Sens fared in November and then quickly move onto the important things like ...

We are both gently holding your fingers as you listen to this episode
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already in the episode plan don't worry

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oh you know that's already in the google doc

like what is there left to say about the sens being bad in november

guys what should we talk about in our next episode

nouveau podcast en français sur la charge d'ottawa s'en vient lundi. btw. assurez-vous de vous abonner à la brigade :)

omg we're going viral

our titles will continue to get longer until the sens win the cup

We NEED A Hockey Romance Book With This Plot by @Elite Sens Brain Have you ever wanted to know what REALLY goes on in the Ottawa Senators' press box? Well then this episode is for you. Join us for a full debrief of Beata's experience being credentialed for a few Sen...

Booktok girlsssss, assemble! Our new episode is here and it includes a full debrief of the Ottawa Senators press box experience. zencastr.com/z/9MVB78GE