Elite Sens Brain

editing the episode I'm sorryyyyyy

issuing correction on previous comments of ours, regarding the popular "game changers" book series. we have just been informed of how the series ends and would like to clarify that you do, in this one instance, "gotta hand it to them"

Catching Strays in Hockey Yaoi by @Elite Sens Brain Welcome to the favourite podcast of the Ottawa Senators coaching staff, who clearly make their lineup decisions based on what we tell them. In this episode, we gloat about being right about Jordan Spe...

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Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa?

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Our stance is that charts are good as long as they say what we want them to say

interesting how yesterday we released a podcast episode where we told the sens to play jordan spence and also wear white helmets and they immediately did both of those things and won. almost like people should listen to us more?

once you have listened to the episode make sure to do your homework: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Justice for Jordan Spence by @Elite Sens Brain Hockey is back, and so are we! Topics in this episode include: whether Jordan Spence is the new Erik Brännström, the Sens' recent fashion mishaps, and the city of Ottawa maybe driving the Charge out o...

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We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically

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oh don't worry that one's already in the google doc

recording today if the hockey gods allow it... any particular topics we should discuss?

the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record

Essential listening to understand why I am about to start saying "Thomas Chabot is a horse, to me" on bsky dot com.

Chabbyhorse by @Elite Sens Brain After a long hiatus, we are so back. We recap the big stories from the offseason (spoiler: there weren't many), explain a popular offseason meme, offer our extremely delayed reaction to the Charge los...

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We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever

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Défaite de Montréal by @Elite Sens Brain Now that hockey is over and there are definitely no teams playing anymore, it's time for the offseason. First, we recap the Ottawa Charge's thrilling run to the Walter Cup final and the news about PWH...

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We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!

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someone ask king charles his opinion on the brännström news

Matthews balding by @Elite Sens Brain The Sens' season has come to a tragic end, but there's no question about it: we are ready to get hurt again. We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, revisit our preseason predictions, and eventual...

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We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.

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EMERGENCY PODCAST: All part of the plan by @Elite Sens Brain The playoffs have started, and that means it's time for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast to assess the damage from games 1 and 2. We discuss Brady Tkachuk finally scoring a between-the-legs goal a...

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Before you can be so back it must first be so over...

The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.

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recording an emergency pod tomorrow to discuss what brady tkachuk did this time

Zubcast x Elite Sens Brain: Playoff Preview by @Elite Sens Brain For the first time since 2017, YOUR OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS! To celebrate the occasion, we have joined forces with the Zubcast to deliver the crossover episode of your dreams....

THE PLAYOFF PREVIEW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

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big things planned for our playoff preview. stay tuned.

I love this podcast so much that I made sure to track down their zoom link and call in just for a chance to talk to my favourite podcasters!

Babygirl eulogy by @Elite Sens Brain With about a month left in the NHL regular season, something that was once unthinkable is finally true: the Ottawa Senators have a 91.2% chance of making the playoffs. The price of the Sens's success...

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Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.

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support CANADIAN PODCASTING by listening to elite sens brain instead of whatever GARBAGE american podcast you listen to 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (we get no money from this we just want attention)

We might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people boo the national anthem. As soon as you hear 'Baby, take me to the feeling / I'll be your sinner, in secret / When the lights go out / Run away with me' you need to be OUT of your fucking seat

CanCon by @Elite Sens Brain Now, more than ever before, four nations have been facing off.  Listen to us as we discuss everything from on-ice fights to national anthems (both written by Carly Rae Jepsen and otherwise). Follow ...

NEW EPISODE!!!!! Today is the only day you can listen to this before the four nations stop facing off

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The Bald Epidemic by @Elite Sens Brain Happy New Year! While we were battling illness, the Sens have been busy tearing up the NHL (on weekends only). After analyzing Tim Stützle's new haircut, we look back at the year that was, and make p...

DON'T GO TO SLEEP YET!

While you celebrate the Sens win and/or have a breakdown over the Flyers trade (the two sides of our audience), listen to our NEW EPISODE where we discuss Tim Stützle's haircut and the new year and such.

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huge if true

at a time when most podcasts are cowardly taking "holiday breaks" you continue to be brave and truthtellers. thank you for all you so 🙏🙏🙏

Greedy by @Elite Sens Brain We still can't quite believe it, but... the Sens just can't stop winning. For the first time in what feels like forever, they're actually in a playoff spot, and that means we finally want to talk abou...

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