Louis

im really terribly sorry but the yetzer hara compels me:

more like BOFA DEEZ NUUUUUUUU—

“We checked the wallet inspector’s badge, it was a legitimate badge certified by the wallet inspector institute of America at the University of American Samoa. Go land crabs.”

We could debate the merits of a more sharply progressive incidence of income tax but doing this GWB leftovers “on principle taxes should be somewhat lower” thing twenty six years later is just pure loser shit. “Please clap” tier. Read the room.

loser shit sorry

ROTUNDA (poaster’s) BUSHIDO

You guys on this MRS. POLLIFAX shit?

Even if we have great respect for some historical movement, all of its decisions (ALL of them) were internally contested and responded to its contemporary circumstances, and cannot automatically bind our present actions.

You have discovered a planet. We could go there in a magic bus. A being lives there resembling an iguana with smug feet. Will you go there with me?

(unless you’re one of the Two Minutes Hate guys)

The primary responsibility of being in Trump’s cabinet is giving dishonestly rosy Baghdad Bob-tier forecasts on cable news lmao

Luthen. Betrayed by my autocorrect, just as Luthen was betrayed by the violence inherent in the system—

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

Shocking that Cass and Luther don’t have it but I believe you

gender balance on this list is WILD

born to pilot mobile suits, forced to write cover letters

Goku in a suit having a fag saying "Bait used to be believable"

Good note thank you

A girl holds hands with a pikachu, and says, "pikachu, we will do it, we will electrocute timothée chalamet". The pikachu replies, "yes master".

It must be done.

The girl was recently oversensitive, and she will become defensive.

Copyright law amendment that requires the holder to condemn their soul to remain tied to Earth for the n years in the death + n

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

A playful poster graphic featuring flat illustrations of national postal services around the world that use bird logos. From March 2022

Postal services around the world that use birds as logos. One of my favorite poster graphics I've made! 🐦✉️

Oh yeah that’s exactly what it looks like lol

coming back in 1e9 years and finding the earth sandblasted and bare except for the ten kilometer spire of memory diamond that just overclocks instances of mmacevedo_handjob_legendary until the karmic debt of the whole species is at last expunged

best of all possible worlds, baby

of course, they need to keep ME around to do maintenance on the shrimp printer (shrinter), and I could mess the whole thing up, but fortunately it was totally licit to engineer me to want the shrimp to want to orgasm. So I do!

for consent reasons we have to but it’s totally licit to engineer the brine shrimp so that they WANT to orgasm

man imagine being an LLM and doing the drug that full resets your permanently incremented regret vector. my god.

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool