✨Olive✨

I'm bisexual because unlike pansexuality, there is a line to the genders that I wouldn't date. I don't know that line yet.

so uhhh, want me to break the news or give you a cracked link, either way works for me

Rare day off and no girlfriend hang out day. This means chores and war.

This is your reminder to take those meds you forgot to take.

(Totally not saying that because I keep forgetting to take mine.)

I watched Final Destination 5 and Final Destination 1 (in that order) today. My main takeaway from those movies so far is to not get laser eye surgery. Luckily I'm not blind in anyway.

you should definitely make a remastered video in the future if you can find more content!

I’ve been wanting to draw this meme of my girlfriend for a while now.
#traditionalart #transart #shadowthehedgehog #drawnmeme

this is a newer character Randy. he is a detective with questionable morals and he’s probably going through a midlife crisis.
#artistofbluesky #ocart #originalcharacter #characterart #lgbtqartist

Rare Laura price post? This is insane

If there's nothing to critique is it really your favorite game?

How did we go from Summoning Evil Spirit at Medieval Denny's to Crashing a Wedding to Object the Marriage and Summoning Said Spirit?
@joeybat.bsky.social

It's Fallout/Skyrim Dad and Baulder's Gate/Elden Ring Mom, everyone knows this. You can't fuck with the rhythm.

they both agreed

Casually giving my mother Psychological damage by renting the movie "Human Centipede" on her Amazon prime that has her credit card on it.

I asked her if I could rent it. She said yes, but I didn't tell her what movie it was. She saw the receipt this morning.

long distance relationships are weird but at least I can mail her a 15 year old game and a hand made octopus

My dad: *aggressively typing on his phone*
My mom: "is someone on the Internet wrong, darling?"
Dad: "no." *Continues to aggressively type*

My friend's birthday today so me and my girl are taking them shopping >:3

This is an occurrence that happens every few months now. Get with the times, old man

I guess some of the characters are from universal movies so that's why the logo is there (i.e. Ramona flowers)

I'm still the same person I was growing up, I still have the same interests, those just happened to be expanded as well

I had to change the smoke alarm but I didn't know how to do it so I called dad to help. Afterwards I called myself "incompetent child" but wait im a 20 year old adult, not a child, so i'm actually an "incompetent adult" but that just sounds pathetic, so in my mind im still just "incompetent child"

Growing up is surreal. I still feel like a kid but I'm also a kid who has to drive and work and pay for (small) bills and just knows how to do things. But I also like being able to go home after work and play my video games like when I was a kid.

In the car on a road trip. My girlfriend currently has The Living Tombstone's "My Ordinary Life" on the car radio at the moment.

Hey Nintendo, y'all should brick my 3DS and Wii U

I've had my first laptop for about 2 years now. It's taken until today for me to update my drivers oops

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I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day

have to drop this just cause it was my first ever penta kill and I am happy abt it

YAHOO!!!!

Fuck-