NYPD keeps promising to quit then breaking my heart all over again.
13.10.2025 21:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@huntcinnamon.bsky.social
NYPD keeps promising to quit then breaking my heart all over again.
13.10.2025 21:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cosmologists: βWe have one data point but weβve drawn some firm conclusions.β
AI researchers: βWe ran 100 billion controlled tests with 99 percent of them pointing to a conclusion but weβre pretty sure itβs not what it looks like.β
If you care about the world, it is very hard to live in it right now
07.09.2025 19:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I would like to thank my cat for teaching me that holding down the trackpad speeds up youtube videos
02.09.2025 05:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I once heard about someone who earnestly believed women donβt have internal lives and I think about that a lot.
04.08.2025 16:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Speaking as a former shitty person, misogyny is never a bonding influence. It frames all other men as competition, requiring performative masculinity to maintain status in an antisocial hierarchy. It doesnβt address male loneliness; it actively makes it worse.
03.08.2025 06:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably related to the existing trend of a declining social safety net requiring ever increasing amounts of work in a professional environment devaluing workers creating negative sum competition for dwindling resources just to survive, which then crashed into really good video games.
31.07.2025 04:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I absolutely believe she believes there is a thing she is trying to communicate with what is ostensibly english in the written form
25.07.2025 01:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Super cute that people think there will be elections in three years
04.07.2025 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It wonβt make anything better but I will take some small pleasures when the MAGA regime reaches the party purification stage.
30.06.2025 23:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tonight we got the poles of the scale of fortune cookie fortunes
14.05.2025 02:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a wasp that comes and hangs out on the desk table for about an hour a day. Just chills. Never brings friends. I think he comes here to slack off.
29.04.2025 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our extra legos jar is almost full
28.04.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dmdave.bsky.social sort of the opposite of the kind of breakdowns you do, but thought you might enjoy: www.stilldrinking.org/it-takes-a-m...
26.04.2025 21:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.instagram.com/reel/DIsEZ-B...
22.04.2025 20:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first thing they do is take your phone away and thatβs the last youβll see of it. Immigration lawyers say keep photocopies of documents and memorize a contact number.
22.04.2025 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Musk is a midlife crisis that detached from its host body
18.03.2025 18:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@repdean.bsky.social @fetterman.senate.gov
04.03.2025 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that the spectre of death has awakened a flicker of conscience in Mitch McConnellβs brain, the democrats should probably debrief him on fucking the opposition from a minority position.
17.02.2025 01:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Molli and Max in the Future is fabulous
06.02.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs like a bad spec script for a 90s Schwarzenegger phone-in got repurposed because they knew they had Yeoh on the hook for another two hours of Trek screentime.
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