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Getting more and more ChatGPT submissions at work and people don’t even have the sense to format it to fit into an email. Below bare minimum effort

Here’s the thing. If you didn’t care enough about your email to write it yourself why should I care about it enough to read it

I’m most upset that it didn’t identify itself as an AI agent and I had to ask it what it was… honestly felt dehumanizing to be on the other end of

Just tried to call a patron and he had some sort of AI butler voicemail that tried to interview me instead of letting me leave a message

Drove behind a car with an infowars.com bumper sticker and the driver was watching YouTube videos while driving 👍

I’m not cut out for sports I get so sad when the ice skaters make a mistake… they must be so disappointed…

studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these

i love my country, minneapolis

Oh, good thing you don’t have to see fat people. Such a relief you found a workaround on that.

Yeah I was just thinking I’m really not getting a great ROI on these things maybe it’s time for them to go

They’re very leggy but who cares it’s free seeds. I hope I can keep them alive until they can go in the ground, final frost date is still so far away

I literally paid $75 for a selection of protein and fruit shakes to be brought to me and I think that was a very good investment. I would recommend it to all with the means

Good luck fish family. I’m just recovering from my second time. My doctor said to keep eating enough protein since it helps recovery?

just accidentally added my sultan to grand vizier chat (secret) fml

Update on the moldy squash. The seeds sprouted in the compost so I transferred some to pots. I hope they grow up to be butternut squashes but the chance of frankensquash is quite high

Obviously I have critiques of modern agriculture practice but I do have to say that my life not depending on “too much rain in June” is a real perk

I don’t really understand why people romanticize subsistence farming. It sounds extremely hard and like death can find you pretty easy

I would love to try a cinnamon apple. There are so many fruits in the world I don’t know

I’m at the point in my laying in bed sick journey where I’m watching YouTube videos of men trying tropical fruits

Btw anyone can come to the Moldy Squash Party but there is a cover charge if you’re not a worm

Am I taking organ damage…. Long covid…. Scared

I hauve COVID and I’m scared 🙃

I hope they’re able to find a way to keep the building open and usable. I don’t have a super strong opinion on the org as it exists but I hope some form of a organization is able to continue the space

Okay this is interesting goss because they definitely have lesbian members…. What’s going on in there 👀

Part of me says pretty weird and the other part of me says I’ll do anything so maybe I would be like why the hell not. A weird dream is as good a reason as any

Watching a video about Ming imperial politics. How weird would a dream have to be for you to castrate yourself (this improves your odds of getting a job but definitely not a guarantee)

Ezra gave me a moldy butternut squash and my worms are having such a party. I don’t really like looking at them very much but it’s funny that every worm in the bin appears to have shown up at Moldy Squash Party in like 2 hours

I mean this as a good thing but the love of a psycho bitch can be so beautiful. She loves her loser bf

Robert Pattinson plays such a delicious loser he really thrives as a gormless worm

I haven’t been to the movies in over a month February was a nightmare