Timothy the DipShips rat

Happy birthday, captain!

*fixed typo

Adventure 9: Found a grilled cheese sandwich. After taking one bite, I immediately threw it to the dumbass birds. Fuck them birds.

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Happy birthday, Metty!

5.None of that matters now because I have a new phone. It's time to download Cookie Run Kingdom.

4. As I watch the sunset with shark friends attacking the assholes boat, causing it to drift further out to sea, I wave and tell my friends to enjoy their meal. The ocean claims another soul never to be seen again.

3. I quickly grabbed the phone so he couldn't call for help. I made my escape by jumping on the back of shark friend to taxi me back to the DipShips boat.

2. the motor off. While the fisherman was distracted, I snuck on board. His gun and phone were by the boats controls. I grabbed his gun with my tiny rat paws and just started blasting the radio and the bottom of the boat, causing several leaks.

Adventure 8: Sunk a boat today. Asshole fisherman pulled up to the DipShips boat. Pointing and laughing, calling it stupid, ugly, and some kind of slur. I asked my man-eating shark friends to bring me to his boat. Together, we destroyed his motor. I turned it off, then shark friends almost ripped/1

Bluesky needs to increase the character limit.

During my year-long adventure out at sea, I've met a lot of sea creatures like Dolf, the dolphin. He was trapped at an aquarium. After he escaped, his wife and kids left him. Now, he contemplates the meaningless of life and wonders why we even exist. He did a backflip for me. It was pretty cool.

I farted and scared myself. Those sardines must have fucked with my stomach.

Adventure 7: I found a cookie on the ground. It was shaped like a tiny person. When I tried nibbling on it, I felt a slap on the back of my head. The cookie lifted its head and then said, "Leave me alone, I'm hiding!" It then smacked me again.

The cookies hiding under the captain chair.

Adv 6: It's been a dark and windy past few days. Every time the wind calms, I can hear growls coming from the oceans. It's very strange but also intriguing. The adventurer inside me wants to dive down to check it out, but every hair on my body is telling me this is a mystery best left unsolved.

Adventure 5: Killed a seagull. Dumb fucking sky rat came for my sardines, so I ripped its fucking throat out. Dirty sky rats think they're better us land rats just because they're a little bit bigger than us. Fucker wanted to eat my food, but now I'm going to eat him. Time to rev up the frier.

Ad4: Today I hung around Nick for most of the day. My goal was to steal their navigation skills. I should have listened to Rat Pa before I left the colony. I was too stubborn. Being an adventurer isn't all fun and games. That was lesson learned early on, now it's time to learn a new one, navigation.

Adventure 3: Fishing was a massive success. I've caught enough sardines to last the winter. One of the fish that I caught looks similar to a sardine, but it has four eyes and a bright red tail. I'm not sure if this is a new type of fish or not, but I bet it tastes delicious.

Adventure 2: Scouring around for food I've found a chicken nugget, peanuts, and apple pie with cheese on top. The apple pie was good. I think the chicken nugget had a little bit of mold on it. The peanuts were half eaten. If I'm going to stay here, I need more food. It's time to go fishing.

Adventure 1: After what felt like a year of drifting out at sea, I came across the Dipships boat. It smells like peanutbutter and cheese. I think I'm going to live here now.