Chris Chopping

Finally fulfilled every comedian’s dream and secured a deal with Netflix. £12.99 a month and I can watch whatever I want!

I loved the theme tune, that’s mostly what I remember from it.
What is that costume though?!

OMG that tiny dog!

He looks like the guy from The Racoons

I don’t believe in much but I believe in @robinince.bsky.social

I’d just like to wish the black mold in JK Rowling’s house every success

I thought this was a review of the Summerslam main event for a minute. It fits

True! Mine was a very pale pink. Doesn’t look bad but not like in the pictures. I barely wear it anyway because I feel like it comes across arrogant to anyone who doesn’t get the reference 🤦‍♂️

Newport, Wales, help us Stand Up For Trans Rights. And have a great night out at the same time!
June Tuesday performing her show Comic Trans plus support!

If you fail to learn from history’s mistakes you are doomed to repeat them.

If you learn from history’s mistakes you are doomed to look on helplessly as other people with more power and influence repeat them anyway.

YouTube video by Chris Chopping I’m a lot like heroic wartime leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy!

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Hey, can you wash yourself below the waist? (If that’s not too personal a question) #disabilitybenefits

What’s it like living on disability benefits in the U.K.?

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Taking Personal Independence Payments away from disabled people won’t force “lazy” people into work but it will force disabled people out of work and into poverty. I didn’t vote Labour to get Tories.

I don’t know about neither will be missed. The International has a good lineage and holds some value. Outside of the CC The continental title feels like a trinket for Okada to hold and Okada’s run has been pretty dull.

“I didn’t lose”
Yes you did. You didn’t eat the pin the objective is the pin or submit someone and you didn’t do either. There are no silver medals in wrestling. Enjoyed the content of the Mox promo without liking its implications ie: the feud must continue

Feel like Edge completely misunderstands what people liked about his character to begin with. This grizzled, gritty, tough as nails persona is pretty dull.

Back when Mariah May used to regularly nestle in Timeless Toni Storm’s bosom it always used to remind me of these two:

The barb wire baseball bat was cool but I’m glad the steel cage match wasn’t a full on weapons fest from the start. They were clever in how the cage itself imposed limitations on Ospreay’s offence #AEWRevolution

Closer it got to the match the more convinced I was MJF would win and I figured it would be ok as the first match of a longer series but when Hangman won I had the involuntary physical reaction of throwing ecstatic fists in the air. Two of the best to ever do it.

Sure that six day span in which Takeshita beat Kenny twice was two years ago. There’s been plenty of time when both were around since. Even in the last few weeks they could’ve leaned into this more with promos and exposition.

The Takeshita/Omega video package was great! Imagine they’d told this story on TV at any point over the last two years.
All part of Tony Khan’s booking “quirk” where he minimises arguably his greatest asset.

Americans. An accidental Haiku

Look, We can’t stop this,
it’s up to you, so let us
know how you get on.

Similarly saw loads of Brits complaining that Zelenskyy was disrespectful not wearing a suit to meet Trump but haven’t heard the same complaints about Starmer or even the king.

The MAGA mind virus is so strong it has the kind of people who normally make British National Pride their entire identity-in a way that is a bit xenophobic if not flat out racist-arguing that we shouldn’t have stood up to Hitler in WW2 because then they can argue for Trump/Putin

Bit of life advice: dress like Where’s Wallly.
People are always pleased to see you.
They feel like they’ve achieved something.
“I’ve not done much with the day but at least I found Wally!”

Human beings are the dominant species on the planet so if you’re ever feeling down about yourself just remember that at least you’re better than a pig. I mean, not morally or aesthetically but you’re probably better at crosswords or something

Yeah, turning down a potential programme with Hangman Adam Page seems like a real missed opportunity

This is great.
I loved The Redeemer. Have no idea what really went on in full between Miro and Tony so I’m not gonna throw blame around, I’m just sorry they couldn’t work it out.