Instrumentalist

i cannot believe they are expecting us to play along with this "might not be his signature" farce and that a lot of people actually are, i feel like ive lost my goddam mind

Rep. Moskowitz: "So you're telling me someone 22 years ago went back to the future and forged his signature when he was a Democrat, and somehow this person knew he would become a Republican and become president 22 years later?...We should immediately open up an investigation!"

Active duty military

“Unprecedented blockade” is another name for Moscow Mitch McConnell

Sure would be a shame if the original footage leaked… such a shame.

I move that the words be etched into the desk of every republican who is protecting the pedophile in chief.

“The Dishonorable Lapdog - Rep xxx”

We were granted two fists for a reason.

Ossoff: He never should have been confirmed by the senate and he needs to resign. It is one thing to be a skeptic or a reformer. It is quite another to be a fool…

Concepts of a plan, I’m sure.

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

Proof positive that they also apply orange makeup to trump’s ass.

Calling something a “hoax” is how trump instructs the cult to ignore something.

Rep. Massie: “I think it's shameful that this has been called a hoax…This is not a hoax.”

Inside the World of “The Great British Bake Off” The show captures disastrous custard-making, quintessentially British faux-modesty, and the blistering hubris of bakers—including me.

What makes “The Great British Bake Off” so beloved is that it’s one of the most successful unscripted shows of the century and still feels like an underdog. Ruby Tandoh, a former contestant, shares stories from inside the tent.

The overall takeaway from the Epstein survivors’ press conference is that they are united and are no longer going to allow rich and powerful men to victimize, silence and intimidate them.

Including the ones in Congress and the perp in the Oval Office.

Crime Festers in Republican States While Their Troops Patrol Washington

More framing like this, please

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...

What is the actual difference, preferably in your own words?

You seem to be making a distinction without a difference in order to use “programmer” as a pejorative.

Platitudes.

Worth about as much as the electrons you wasted posting here rather than to your compatriots on twitter.

Yes, but that guy did the right thing in a bunker one evening.

The word they were looking for was “any”.

The constitution doesn’t give ANY power over elections to the president.

Here, I fixed it.

The Constitution gives him absolutely zero authority over election law. None, nada, nil.

Trump hasn’t been seen in days, raising concerns about Biden’s health.

- Jake Tapper (probably)

It’s base beautification week but for DC.

Everyone I knew while I was in the army hated base beautification week.

Kim Jung-un, eat your heart out.

98%!?

I can’t think of a single thing that 98% of Americans agree on.

Then again it’s NEWSMAX-imum lying.

Nobody other than your fellow MAGAts tried to assassinate dear leader

Parents who read and parents who want books banned are a non intersecting Venn diagram.

O O

A trump never pays his debts.

Ooh, so pointed and witty.

You sure told me.

Silly Jeanine, drinking too much and being an utter moron are the qualifications for secretary of defense.