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Stuart Halloway

@stuarthalloway.bsky.social

Nubank, Datomic, and Clojure by day. Duke Blue.

76 Followers  |  91 Following  |  9 Posts  |  Joined: 19.03.2025  |  1.7335

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In all the hubbub people have missed the real danger of Tylenolβ€”melting snowflakes.

28.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to see we upgraded from β€œthoughts and prayers” to β€œthoughts, prayers, and cancel critics”

18.09.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Brings Britain’s β€˜Moron Premium’ to the U.S. Economy What America might have learned, but didn’t, from Britain’s 2022 financial-markets debacle

β€œFor the second time in three years, the reckless leader of a major English-speaking power has played mind games with global bond investors and lost,” writes @paulmason.bsky.social:

12.04.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks.

We need to ban congressional stock tradingβ€”and I've got a bill for that.

10.04.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 60897    πŸ” 12794    πŸ’¬ 1917    πŸ“Œ 632

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

09.04.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19204    πŸ” 3655    πŸ’¬ 385    πŸ“Œ 245

The tariff policy changes every ten minutes. What a joke.

It’s nuclear grade incompetence that would be laughable except they’re ruining people’s lives for sport. Just shameful.

09.04.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 29844    πŸ” 5885    πŸ’¬ 1216    πŸ“Œ 250
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#handsoff #durham #patriots

06.04.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hands Off Rally! Β· Durham County Democrats Please come to show your concern and support! This local rally to stop this illegal power grab is sponsored by the Durham County Democratic Party. It is especially for those who cannot easily travel t...

Come out #Durham!

www.mobilize.us/durhamcounty...

04.04.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This week, Republicans will decide that crashing the stock market on purpose is a good idea. I guess next week they will decide that capitalism needs a central planning office to manage price controls.

04.04.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, MAGDA (Make A Great Depression Again)

03.04.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The IRS unit that audits ultrawealthy earners has lost 38% of its employees this year.

This will starve the government of revenue by making it easier for the rich to evade taxes β€” which the top 1% already do to the tune of $163B a year.

See what DOGE is really about?

03.04.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 21739    πŸ” 7469    πŸ’¬ 454    πŸ“Œ 253

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

03.04.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 39979    πŸ” 8121    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 334

I was scared we would get Littlefinger and instead we got Joffrey.

28.03.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

27.03.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 39886    πŸ” 11026    πŸ’¬ 780    πŸ“Œ 476

Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously.

Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.

27.03.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 65003    πŸ” 20614    πŸ’¬ 1650    πŸ“Œ 979

"The government decides who gets due process" is the same as "there is no due process".

27.03.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

26.03.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 46138    πŸ” 10182    πŸ’¬ 356    πŸ“Œ 521

Quiz: (1) Why are bar charts normally a poor choice for presenting this kind of comparison, and (2) Why does the pie chart actually work in this instance?

24.03.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single member of the Columbia administration should step down.

Through their complicity and their cowardice, they've betrayed their faculty, their staff and most of all their students.

There's no way they can lead that university in any meaningful sense from this point on.

23.03.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5987    πŸ” 957    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 38
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There Are Two Kinds of Credit Cards Yet another way the poor are subsidizing the rich

This is quite good. We like to think of the racial wealth gap (when we think about it at all) as a grand divide over generations of investment in housing and such. But the financialization of the economy means it plays out at the level of individual grocery purchases--whether you win points or debt

23.03.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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We Can’t Give In to Fear From Marc | No one wants to speak up. Everyone wants to hide or lay low.

If I could speak to the heads of big law firms, I would ask: Is the risk of losing some clients worth betraying your oath to the rule of law?

To everyone nodding but refusing to take a stand, I say: You are ignoring Martin NiemΓΆller’s message. It is you that Martin Luther King Jr. was condemning.

22.03.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 18146    πŸ” 4906    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 126

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