Matt Fish

THE MAGIC OF LOW QUALITY ANCIENT YOUTUBE VIDEOS

Too cheap and too easy, but I still had to edit this and submit it to @maffewgregg.bsky.social. For science.

every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars

Love that Carolla lived up to the height of his libertarian powers by being a divorced guy complaining about child support.

The more I think about it the more insane it gets.

You're Cody Rhodes. You cut a face promo so bad/misguided/accidentally racist that you apologize, AEW fans turn on you, & Black Wrestling Twitter makes fun of you for 5 yrs.

You read this as an outpouring of love & a license to crack BBC jokes?!?

FRIDAY, MACH 20TH! The main event is set: Shotzi Blackheart will defend her title against Abadon! Get your tickets today at theorientaltheater.com/event/456957

have you hit up boobpedia?

theres a guy who does a whole video podcast on boobs

a true legend, he is everyone's uncle no one wants to talk to at a party

Starbucks gift cards edition

Chevy had it all and blew it, you love to see it

CM Punk reading this and mumbling “I’m mad about Trump too what’s the big deal” under his breath

lol, this guy at the barber just said “I’m not talking to my brother anymore” an the barber said “I’m not your fucking therapist”

I keep thinking about how dumb Gabe Sapolsky is but to be honest i think I am just jealous of someone who fails upwards

had a teacher that had a blog where he was upset that Family Guy went too far going after christians

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

the guy who retired Kurt Angle? man he sucks so much, like turn off the tv

i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.

Luchasaurus wielding a vacuum cleaner as a weapon like Marge in the Simpsons arcade game

we’re out of the country this Halloween so here’s our couple costume from last year (previously a Twitter exclusive)

Seth stinks its cool he moonsaulted a fat guy once though

@abadonx13.bsky.social chokeslams Krule!! #MysteryWrestling19 🤼

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you’d think Obama would want to join us to talk about Bart Gets an Elephant, but then you’d be wrong

Ayo, I'm in this!!

Keith is a fantastic writer and he's a joy to work with. Support his kickstarter so you can brag about it later!!!

6 seasons and a movie

Watch the season 2 of Universal Basic Guys season premiere tonight at 8:30p PT!

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

allegations the Opester is buying views

that smoothing filter

I couldn't imagine a documentary being funnier than The Jinx