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Findhelp.org Oppose fascism. A broken cog stops the machine but so do a few rusty ones. Be a menace. If you can’t be a menace be a nuisance. Lots of profanity. Occasional whiskey. Incorporeal. No race. No gender. Just a dead goat. They/Them works.

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Current Dissociation Level:

Angrily watching footage from Iran in one screen while super happy for Fish Doorbell season in another

02.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is that bad?
I WANT them to know my utter contempt

02.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh it is for sure

25.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, the government is rounding up our neighbors for concentration camps and shooting peaceful civilians in the streets.
The fact that he didn’t outright call for open season on trans people or something is kind of encouraging.
I mean, we are still cooked.
But I was expecting worse.

25.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, I’m not watching.
If I wanted to watch a racist sundowner at an open mic I’d just go to a poetry slam in rural Oregon

#SOTU

25.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OH FFS!!!

TRADE SECRETS?!?

The survivors are never going to get justice, are they?

20.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ex-Prince Andrew has actually been arrested for his Epstein crimes

Today is going to be a good day!

19.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Not in the Epstein list, Panama papers or Diddy parties

Dick Cheney was just out there bombing the Middle East for funsies

God level hater, right there

16.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, they are definitely Nazis but allow me to remind us all that my ex (Scottish. Not American) boyfriend got a dream catcher tattoo whilst on holiday in Denver (another story)
and now he’s just walking around like a gill net for nightmares but can’t figure out his insomnia.

15.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are school shootings a dime per dozen when we’ve got the big game just listed right there for the taking?

Look, you want to make a name for yourself? Forget the synagogues and classrooms.

Get out there and be an actual fucking menace

15.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone needs to start working that Epstein list ala Aria Stark

Straight up Luigi energy

15.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I really miss the old days of the White House

Back when it had the Rose Garden..

The East Wing..

And the only known predator was President Biden’s dog biting federal agents once every few months

Good times

12.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If the system will collapse because a bunch of pedos are exposed then it sounds like a good day for a new system

10.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone looked genuinely happy.
Just joyful.
We need more of that please

09.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She shot a dog, three horses and a goat

And boasted about it

07.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man, we really just woke up one morning to a pants-shitting sundowning-Nazi-pedophile running the free world, huh?

06.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I’ve heard it called Halal Hands by Muslim colleagues.

06.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m just glad that my emotional support actor, Keanu Reeves, has never been in the Epstein files or the Diddy parties.

06.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

The hell I will!

I stand by my Erika Kirk drag performance post until the day I die!

06.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reminder:
There is no such thing as “sex with underage women” because there is no such thing as an underaged woman.

It’s just raping children.
Full stop.

Don’t let corporate media gaslight you.

Words matter.

03.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No secret police!
If so many people hate you that you’re unsafe to show your face….There’s a reason why

02.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. Rogers, Flavor Flav, and Bill Nye

That’s it.

31.01.2026 15:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooh yeah…
I forgot about that era

30.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@ghostgoat.bsky.social

Most of my friends are dead but here is one

30.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yup
This isn’t just complicity anymore.

It’s full fucking support

30.01.2026 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pussy Riot would be proud

30.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yay!

Wait-

THAT Justice Department? Run by….?

30.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a reminder that two judges refused to sign warrants for this

30.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 56    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, if the Democrats pass this budget bill, they are 100% enabling it

30.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why am I living in a timeline where Don Lemon is the new Pussy Riot

Just… Why?

30.01.2026 16:18 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0