doc glock slamdaddyrivas - Bluesky Statics

belphegor.

09.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

could a conscious AI do this?? *takes a fat bong rip and shotguns a coors light*

07.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 79 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 0

Imma get s h r e d d e d this year

07.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna go peep a new gym tomorrow and I’m so excited omg

07.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Might fuck around and get some JIMMY JOHNS

05.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"kristi noem fired!!!!!!!!!" with celebration

05.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 77 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 3

NEWT 😍 I wish omg but their Coconut Crunchy Clusters are 12/10 🤤

28.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Coconut nut clusters.

28.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finally watching Caligula after constantly seeing the drama behind the production/release in the 70s… very strange.

26.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brb entering my annual black metal phase

25.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Neck hurts, thinking of ending things.

24.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lowkey forgot I posted this, but I appreciate u ❤️

23.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IM SO FUCKING THIRSTY

23.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Buzzed & binging ghost adventures wassup

21.02.2026 05:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10/10 would recommend 😎

21.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kinda drunk idk

21.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

LA LA LA LAAAAAA

21.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dana Carvey from Waynes World as Garth saying He does this every Friday.

He does this every Friday.

20.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 137 🔁 49 💬 0 📌 6

Farting in Home Depot sounds lovely. 🩷

03.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The vibe I bring to the function

14.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 28 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Frame #5561 from 60sE53 puppy talk

30.01.2026 15:00 — 👍 42 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 3

Frame #741 from E63 Flying Carpet

30.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 91 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 5

DONT GIVE IN!! I BELIEVE IN YOU

21.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same

I started vaping to quit smoking, now I need to start smoking to quit vaping

21.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Because these people are racist and we are thriving diverse community who stands up for itself

15.01.2026 20:03 — 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

💫 dreaming of more liberals/leftists owning guns 💫

15.01.2026 17:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Who wanna come over for a gun cleaning sesh l8r

14.01.2026 17:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh! Get a gun.

08.01.2026 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck ICE. Fuck cops. Fuck the right.

08.01.2026 02:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im gonna frow up an shid my pants

06.01.2026 16:04 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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