Baby octopus

Screenshot of a post by Ian that's been altered to say: good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by eating butter

“criticizeing Charles Entertainment Schumer is anti-semi-“

You bolt awake in China in December of 1850. You are Hong Xiuquan, and you have changed your mind. The future must not come to pass. The Qing Dynasty must be overthrown.

Epic handshake meme with "Labour must be destroyed" as the point of agreement between the left and Shabana Mahmood

a short breakdown of the process of making that tiny lego car with my tired old voice narrating:

They've gone so far they can't find a way back

Superted, Spottyman and Blotch walking on a pavement in Cardiff. There is a distinctive wall to the left with a turret motif and a road to the right.

Google Maps screenshot of Cardiff. The wall of Cardiff castle is on the left , then there is a road and the Angel Hotel on the right. It matches the previous image.

Superted, Spottyman and Blotch on a pavement, seen from the side. There is a wall with a stone animal in front of them and a castle behind them. Superted's rocket is parked in the castle grounds.

The same image taken from Google Maps in November 2022 but without the rocket.

Kicked off St David's Day watching Superted's 1980s road safety videos and matching them to their actual locations in Cardiff.

Labour delendo est

Seems like a thing more people should be mad about

Nobody was attacking Cyprus before he let the USAF use the base there as a staging point for their illegal strikes on *checks notes* girls schools and hospitals.

There is no decision Starmer will ever be on the right side of, he's on an incredible streak for fucking it up.

Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash Microsoft blocks the word Microslop on its Copilot Discord, bans users, and locks channels after backlash, showing tensions around its AI push

Microsoft bans the word "Microslop" on the official Copilot discord, then locks the server

lol

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The Economist of course wants the Republicans to win again which is why they're promoting Slimey Gav so hard

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

Cheems dog meme character wearing a sun hat and gold chains relaxes on a bright Dubai beach next to Dubai chocolate, tea, a watch, and Greggs pastries.

“my dog is in Dubai”

“We cannot say that the United States’ actions are against international law, but we condemn Iran’s retaliatory actions as against international law,” is neither a coherent nor a compelling position.

Female Marsh Harrier, Circus aeruginosus, in flight, wings spread against a blue sky

Marsh Harrier over NT Wicken Fen (Adventurer's Fen) a few days ago almost looked metallic in the winter low #UKBirding

Mr. S: You know why they're Scottish Widows?

Me: Go on ...

Mr. S: Their husbands got kilt.

I've been saying for nearly 10 years that it was a huge mistake to take a particular set of conditions that existed between about 1955 and about 1988, give them a name like "the housing ladder" and treat them as a fundamental economic and social fact.

ride a bicycle

A female Goosander with a large fish in their beak, with four more Goosanders chasing her. They are all going from right to left, and there is water spray accross the entire photo.

Four Goosanders chasing another that had caught a big fish. The 30 seconds of chaos surrounding this was something to behold!

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #FourOrMore, captures of 4 or more birds in 1 photo.

#Birds #Wildlife #Nature #BirdPhotography #UKBirds

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

"Everything is politics...You don't get to make art in a fascist state"

CMAT delivering, mar is gnách. 👏

(Same goes for sport btw)

#Speirgorm

Well if the May locals weren't already set to be a car crash for #Labour, they are now.

People don't like Britain being dragged into war on America's coat-tails - at the behest of Israel - as if Starmer is a servant, and the rest of us only exist to provide the money &, if necessary, the blood.

10 year old children attending school are not military infrastructure and there was no notice of the strike

What about the one hundred school girls that the US and Israel bombed in the process? Don't those lives count?

it is so stupid that our industry has gone on as long as it has without any serious contenders to the AAA space opera game throne. the actual best space opera aaa game is star wars outlaws, and that's a star wars game

same with westerns. seriously? all we have is the red deads? what are we doing

Disturbing parallels between the Tavistock and the WellBN case The case against Tavistock GIDS has been reported to have been exaggerated, is the same thing now happening at WellBN clinic?

Thank you @northwestbylines.co.uk for re-publishing this article.

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There's market manipulation and there's manipulation by market

On the flip side, if enough people bet on "Trump to live until at least March 3rd" someone in the white house will put a large stake on the opposite position and he'll be mysteriously dead by tomorrow night

the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default

“I am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck