Haint Blue Porch Ceiling

Why is he talking to the damn bad guy like they… are friends? Like… first of all, I’d never put this damn ear piece in my ear in the first place.

They already getting on my nerves with his annoying ass storyline. 🙄

My fiancé got me watching ‘Carry On’ on Netflix.

I hate this movie already. And also… my pattern recognition has been right on since the movie started.

It was like 3ish years since we had broken up and here come Lucifer.

Sir please slither back to hell.

Periodically I think about how my ex that I filed a police report on “randomly” decided to like my photos and follow me on IG. I blocked that demon so fast!

Bro, wtf.

Why aren’t children terrified of all these uncanny valley triggering ass characters in Polar Express? This shit is wild af. Wtf.

This shit looks like the catacombs. 😂

nah fr cuz how tf is it already the 18th??? i swear it was just halloween 😭

Her word vomit is not crashing out. It’s… word vomit.

I fear yall do not be crashing out like yall say yall do.

And that’s why I hate the social media aspect of slang. An astrology IG page just made a “crash out” flow chart with Gretchen fucking Weiners on it.

Did I immediately start following @bodegacats.bsky.social when I saw them #onhere? Absolutely.

a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a sweater . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a sweater .

MAGA people really are trying to sneak and “re-friend,” me on FB.

Emily, once we give something or someone a nickname, it stays.

Self care Friday if you feel so loved 🌞🫶🏽✨

Where #geecheesky at? 👀 I’d also like a good #gullahgeecheesky as well.

The Gullah Geechee heritage corridor is vast. Whaddup family!

Some of yall are truly doing the Lord’s work with these lists. I’ve preemptively blocked and muted so many things.

This peace must be what Thanos felt when he went to that planet after he snapped half the universe into dust.

My house rules allow this but ONLY if the draw 2 is the color they change it to. They can’t call red & you put a green draw 2.

Please!

I said we were gonna meld & what happened… MIND MELDDDDDD!

Me, unprovoked: Baby, let’s mind meld. Are you ready?
Him: what? No. It’s not gonna work.
Me: It will work. We got this.
Him: Fuck it, let’s go.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Mustard
Him: Bourbon
Me: Are you there?
Him: WHERE?!? You know what? Whatever let’s do it.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Bratwurst
Him: Brat

Him: OH MY GOD!

The commissary has the audacity to have TWO… count em, TWO oxtails in a pack. What am I gonna do with that but get mad? Don’t piss me off.

The realest tweet of all time.

gonna miss Twitter, highest of keys. or at least what it used to be.

met and formed some lasting relationships with a lot of great people, got some awesome opportunities. it really was a pivotal app in my life.

but alas.

a woman with long black hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt . ALT: a woman with long black hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt .

Dude is watching TV & picking cabinet members off the screen..

a man is sitting in a car with his tongue hanging out and smiling . ALT: a man is sitting in a car with his tongue hanging out and smiling .

White and Latino families really are falling apart because of how folks voted in the election.

It’s psychotic.

I retire two years on the other side of this. I’m terrified of what that looks like tbh.

two men are standing in front of a hollywood sign ALT: two men are standing in front of a hollywood sign

Spill wasn’t nothing but Twitter with a “I’m not my ancestors” T-shirt

I guess this is an opportunity to turn over a new leaf. I started Twitter in 2009… & that’s enough of that. 😂