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It’s kinda fascinating how everything in the world can be explained by whatever concepts I’ve been getting into lately

In one week-
You’ll feel it

In two weeks-
you’ll see it

In three weeks-
You’ll be dead

everything is both horrific and not nearly bad enough

Which one

No jumping??

new*

Seconding that I liked the novel and also it was more interesting than 99.999% of all the stuff I bother to skim at the used book store, news stuff is all bad and, worse, it’s all bad in the exact same way

We are making incredible strides in gas station technology in this country

project Hail Mary looks like nails on a chalkboard the film

Thinking of selling the govt some disgustingly unethical weapons. To maintain public goodwill however, Im also asking them to make it seem like I have no choice but to accept a quarter of a billion dollars, despite our company’s misgivings

something to do at least

This is the New Sincerity

They are starting to ask me to do things at work, honeymoon period is over, time to bounce

the lottery must be abolished to speed up the line at the gas station

smiling serenely, I pick up the last carton of eggs & judiciously examine the contents, deciding I’d prefer the organic to the merely free-range. I replace them on the shelf & am immediately trampled to death by 4 families of linebackers frantic to maintain their macros thru the blizzard

Thinking about going out and composure-buying a bunch of stuff before the storm

“A personality that achieves self-realization only in suicide is a good line”, he should build the whole essay out of those

just reached the men’s mental health ep of The Sandbaggers. Lost it when they played Baker Street during Ironsides long night of the soul

problematic WHOOP age gap relationship

carbonated water... the thinking man's water

lmao I always remember the traitor has a y in his name and latch on to Roy Bland and then I realize they all have a y in their name

I was made for this moment

Chris Pratt- could they somehow put him back in that van and leave him there

Eastwood would never have acknowledged the camera. Barely does that when he’s directing

probably DEADPOOL. Completely tramples the Dirty Harry lore

what a ride

do people name search her to defend her, that’s amazing lol

someday we’ll have accrued the distance and wisdom to parse out the precise reasons the blue man group looms so large in the American consciousness