LIFE! LIFE! LIFE! LIFE!
30.01.2026 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@nickmonki.bsky.social
||24|| MonkeyMan || New to social media || 18+ || Pursuing a career in roundology || FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sleepybiyomon I don't do much here yet, but I might soon. I like making big things, so that's pretty cool.
LIFE! LIFE! LIFE! LIFE!
30.01.2026 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then you're gonna be rolling in it :]
29.01.2026 02:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Talk about blowing off steam!
29.01.2026 01:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0friend shaped fog machine.
29.01.2026 01:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you. You will be paid for your service.
(In like rubs or something. Not money. I don't have that.)
You don't get it. I need to plant my face deep in your tummy right now or else I'll have nowhere else for all my screams to go. You need to contain them all for me so that I don't become too powerful.
29.01.2026 01:14 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0brings a blue tear to ones every orifice.
27.01.2026 19:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A beautiful blueberry looking forward to future as both determination and juice swell within them.
Blue, but beautiful. Have a juicy rest of your January, everyone.
@pjnly4.bsky.social
I'd imagine from you it'd be a Mustache Comb and a bottle of Gaviscon.
24.01.2026 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mystery Dungeon where the mystery is how I'm supposed to get around you when you're filling the whole room.
24.01.2026 06:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Climbing up cotton candy colored platforms only to realize that's the boss you're on.
24.01.2026 05:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey hey! I got a new YCH up! This time SLIME related! My favorite!
If interested, feel free to fill out a form below!
forms.gle/v3Ri4kC3qQEW...
Expecting to have these wrapped up by the 15th next month.
Taking 10 slots for this opening!
Don't tell me how many pounds you weigh. Tell me how many tiles you'd take up in your metroidvania boss room.
24.01.2026 02:26 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0If you're not running the risk of getting sealed away in fluff fat for a while, then are you really getting the most out of your blob beds?
23.01.2026 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One of those folds is just a pull out bed for friends? That's pretty cool.
23.01.2026 22:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What I feel like at 2am scrolling this website for awesome fat images to press the like button on.
22.01.2026 18:24 β π 19 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Hoarding them for later like a squirrel stocking acorns for winter.
21.01.2026 22:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All air and expired taco bell coupons.
21.01.2026 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's vacancy for monkeys in there?!
21.01.2026 21:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lost to the Manther Tumension.
21.01.2026 01:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The ancient ruins inside grandpa. You earn the right to be in the will if you come out alive.
21.01.2026 01:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to know what you're hiding.
20.01.2026 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blob furs, if I dug into your fat rolls like they were deep couch cushions, what items could I find?
This is very important.
Fixed up this animation I did for @otakutheott.bsky.social and also gave it a background color that doesn't stink.
19.01.2026 03:08 β π 72 π 23 π¬ 0 π 0Homies being so fat, they have checkpoints you respawn at if you fall off.
19.01.2026 02:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When yo homie so blobby you gotta do an obby just to get to his face
19.01.2026 02:43 β π 49 π 8 π¬ 7 π 0How far along are all of you on your Jiggle January art? I want to see at least some of it before Flabby February rolls around.
16.01.2026 18:24 β π 7 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1Always a correct choice to sleep with a homie who's gut sounds like the bubbling moat of lava around a cartoon villain's evil lair.
15.01.2026 22:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you're upset, you're upset, homie. Upack your feelings as they come and don't worry if they're "valid" enough for you to be feeling or not.
15.01.2026 20:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Spread Shot.
Because it makes whoever you shoot with it spread out across the whole battlefield.